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donnyplant

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weststander

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Re: Rob Jones Wig
« Reply #1 on January 30, 2013, 02:15:30 pm by weststander »
Got mine permanently fitted, trouble is this time of year it is  :cold:

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Rob Jones Wig
« Reply #2 on January 31, 2013, 12:07:01 am by BillyStubbsTears »
http://www.onlinejokeshop.co.uk/wigs-hats--masks/wigs/wig-accessories/bald-head-cap.html?gclid=CNu6w5OfkLUCFUsZ4QodUnMAlg

Get your rob jones wigs above

I reckon that lad might have the most punchable face this side of Theo Walcott.

I don't know what it is about Walcott. Nice lad, I'm sure. Decent player. But when he pulls that face after he scores, I just want to do him permanent, unpleasant, irreversible physical harm. And I'm not a violent type.

This face.


I think it's summat elemental. He looks like a raptor coming in to try to steal my kids/woman/supernoodles and take them back to his nest to feed on them. It just brings out the Captain Caveman in me and I want to bash his f***ing brains out slowly and methodically wi a gret big club (and I don't mean Arsenal). While mini-skirted cartoon lasses wi strange little squiggles for noses shout "Zowieeee, Cavey-Wavey."
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RedJ

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Re: Rob Jones Wig
« Reply #3 on January 31, 2013, 12:14:30 am by RedJ »
He looks like he's had one too many and he's about to chunder in the street to me.

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Rob Jones Wig
« Reply #4 on January 31, 2013, 12:24:33 am by BillyStubbsTears »
He looks like he's had one too many and he's about to chunder in the street to me.

Walcott?

The bald-wig-wearing bell end?

Me?

RedJ

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Re: Rob Jones Wig
« Reply #5 on January 31, 2013, 12:33:09 am by RedJ »
Walcott. I mean look at him - arms outstretched as if he's reaching out for something to hold his scrawny frame up; head and upper body jolted forward to allow the chunder to actually take place; mouth open in preparation.

Mind, I'd expect half a pint to put him out for t'night. Suvvern Jessie.

RoversAlias

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Re: Rob Jones Wig
« Reply #6 on January 31, 2013, 10:09:54 am by RoversAlias »
He looks like he's had one too many and he's about to chunder in the street to me.

Good call. He's all set for the 'chunder dragon' in that photo too.

 

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