Emile Heskey

[Branton Rover]

? Been scoring for fun in Australia. What do we think I know this probably should be in rumours section but can't find it via iPhone

[boro_rover]

If you are really asking this, please go to bed, lay down and let whatever chemical that is running through your bloodstream wear off.

[bfdoncaster west]

wood not be a bad player

[jonnydog]

wood not be a bad player

I disagree

[hoolahoop]

NO NO NO NO NO

[hoolahoop]

NO NO NO NO NO

[Branton Rover]

Don't shoot the messenger

[Belle-Vue-Ghost]

Shoot me down but i think he'd be a good signing with a couple of pacey players playing off him.

[not on facebook]

rob green trained the other day hand had 400 shots fired at him in 4hrs and he did not conceed one goal.

both him and Heskey will now be joining the squad

[Dagenham Rover]

Shoot me down but i think he'd be a good signing with a couple of pacey players playing off him.

I ain't gonna shoot you down I tend to agree 

[Bentley Bullet]

It was a closely guarded secret that Lenny Henry used to occasionally stand in for Heskey when rhe player needed a rest.

No one suspected owt because no one noticed any difference in their ability.

[pib]

People took the piss out of Heskey for his lack of goals, but as a hold-up man and a target he wasn't a bad player at all.

Not the sort of player I think we should be looking at due to his age, but can't help but think he'd be very good in L1 and a more than adequate replacement for Brown.