The advantages of being shite

[Bentley Bullet]

In an attempt to get my head round what has happened to our team, I've decided to take a leaf out of the book of some of the fans on here by trying to always look on the bright side of life. So by giving some thought about what advantages there are to being back where we belong, I've come up with three, and having clutched at straws I doubt there are many more.


1) You can wear the shirt without people thinking you're a glory fan, like in the olden days when we were shite,

2) You can dream of one day competing again against local giants  Barnsley, Chesterfield, Rotherham, Scunthorpe and Sheffield united.

3) You can get a seat in the Belle Vue bar on match days.

4) ...........?

What other positive points are there?

[Sad-Rovers]

Season tickets are cheaper.

Oh. 

[Bristol Red Rover]

4) The Johnsons Paint or whatever, is another serious cup competition to both win and draw some bigger clubs.

5) When we draw Liverpool at home in the 3rd round of the cup, we'll be all over their tentative youth team.

6) We get to play Forest Green again! (fingers crossed).

7) Cheaper away day ticket prices.

8) Knowing that if we get promoted, we can handle the league above.

9) Laughing at the "you're not famous any more" chants from "The likes of...."

10) Playing at Newport!

11) Having a real opportunity to rebuild the club and squad into something with more vigour.

[Bristol Red Rover]

Season tickets are cheaper.

Oh. 

Keep staring into that half empty cuppa tea. You may catch sight of the tea leaves that'll confirm the woe of the last luke warm sips to come.

[Bentley Bullet]

The glass may now be nearly empty, but next season it might be half full again...........Albeit a smaller glass!

[drfchound]

If it is another bad season it will end a day before it has done in L1.

[Donnywolf]

4) The Johnsons Paint or whatever, is another serious cup competition to both win and draw some bigger clubs.

... but being a "big" Club with eyes on promotion we will play a weakened side (if that is possible) to "throw" the chance to get to Wembley in the first Round

Why the hell do Clubs spurn the chance to get to Wembley ?