250 word match report from Wycombe

[VivaRovers]

For once I've got this done within a few hours of full-time so may as well share it here for those who couldn't make it.

Wycombe Wanderers 2-1 Doncaster Rovers

[Herman Hessian]

cracking effort to review that match without two of your 250 words being "fu¢king" and "gash" - well done

 

[MEGA1879]

On train from KX and can confirm that those players are on holiday!! f**kin shite today!! With a title at stake,shocking performance RTID

[goalkick]

Nice to read a constructive report.we seem to be on a bit of a blip.any views on what the problem is viva.should we just accept promotion.are as some suggest we are just a load of moaners and not be critical

[Pancho Regan]

I enjoy your writing immensely Viva, but that was all a bit too verbose and cryptic for me. Especially for an abridged account.

How did we play? Which was the better side? Did we deserve to win on the balance of play? Did the performance warrant the result? Should we be worried about winning the title on this showing?

Having not been able to attend, I'm looking for a more concise and informative match report so soon after the final whistle. But I enjoyed your account as always!
You are the reporter I want to read as a reflective account in the Observer on a Sunday.

On a Saturday night I need the Green 'Un.

[VivaRovers]

No worries, to answer your questions...

Half decent first half, but we lacked composure in front of goal and failed to defend the second ball, and then terribly second half (that's in the report). We were in the first half; they were in the second. Yes it did. Yes, on this showing alone we won't win the title... mercifully it isn't determined by today's performance.

[Susan Abbott]

I enjoy your writing immensely Viva, but that was all a bit too verbose and cryptic for me. Especially for an abridged account.

How did we play? Which was the better side? Did we deserve to win on the balance of play? Did the performance warrant the result? Should we be worried about winning the title on this showing?

Having not been able to attend, I'm looking for a more concise and informative match report so soon after the final whistle. But I enjoyed your account as always!
You are the reporter I want to read as a reflective account in the Observer on a Sunday.

On a Saturday night I need the Green 'Un.

You didn't miss anything . Players halfway to the airport and looking like the couldn't care less about the title of Champions of League 2 16/17 . Not one performance could be noted as worth the travel costs . Out played , out tackled and of course out scored . If they have any fight left , it will be for the exit as the next 2 games could well descend in to a complete farce as we run out fit players and with  less reasons to win than opponents.     


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[idler]

There were two good articles in their fanzines.
Typical interviews by Derek Adams and Nathan Jones.
Hilarious and very similar to what they spout in a humourous way.