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Lady footballers sit back and take a box of pop corn as you just don't have the baggage to worry about.Getting a football at full or even pace straight into your private parts region .What a terrible experience this is and only been caught out twice with it ,and that was two times too many.When I think of how many times I have played togger is this high or a low average ?Can some explain why it feals like me knackers have shot up into my stomach and trying their upmost to exit via above my lungs .The pain is short but not sweet as you are gasping for air.Then you are walking about like a 256 year old man trying to fully recover while rest of the field are pissing them sens as the game passes you by.
You was on a fjord cruise I take it? If so worth every dam penny or Norwegian Kr just for the views inside the fjords.
I was umpiring that match I saw it happen. The guy was a fast bowler. Pretty quick too. Our one decent batsman was facing. He proper creamed a straight drive back down the wicket horizontal about 3 feet above the ground. The bowler was still in his follow through. He hadn't got a cat in hels chance. Right, smack in the plums. Ive never seen anyone collapse like he did. Inside 2 seconds he was whiter than the cleanests now you ever seen. He could not move. He could not speak. He could not breathe. Every bugger on the field legged it towards him. We carried him to the wooden hut but it didn't fix him. In fact he looked like he was dying so we bundled him in my car and I drove like the bloody clappers. I bet if he ever got married his wedding night wasn't what he'd been expecting. Even thinking about it now, years and years later, it's bringing tears to my eyes. Honest. It was just awful.Bob