All things Australia thread

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Watched  the border security programme for first time other day .

Fcuk me Sheila and Bruce don't fcuk about with their immigration or border controll.

Seems to be untold  ying tons of all ages that get stopped returning back home to Australia with shit loads of banned foods stashed away in their baggage.

Australia states that all the banned foods are banned becuase they would cause havoc with the Australian landscape spreading all sorts of problems.

Is Australian landscape that delicate ,as I never see same amount of controll on entering U.K.

[Glyn_Wigley]

Lots of prohibitions and restrictions on entry to the UK too.

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/262685/Travelling_to_the_UK.pdf

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If there is one country's dialect that sends me up the nearest gum tree it is the Australian one.

As soon as I hear it the hairs on the back of me say ffs fcuk off.

A bird could be really stunning with her body and looks but as soon as she opens her gob and I clock that it's a Sheila brewers droop kicks in.

Got mates that have fcuked off and Noam live in various parts of auz and even asked to go across for visits.

The length of flights sat on a plane would kill me ,and if I did survive the flight the sound of the Australian accent would send me under a bus,that's not if the heat or a shark got me 1st.

After watching that border security programme ,if I was pulled over by one of them and asked to defend my past in the U.K. in hope of been able to enter auz >

I would demand to be deported straight bcak to U.K. after having to listen to that voice of a Sheila or Bruce question after question me in a closed room after only 30 mins.

Just to throw my Diane Abbott slur in ,I be shouting and balling my eyes out every time she appeared on the tv if she had a Aussie twang.

[roversontheup]

Takes all tastes I guess. I love the Aussie accent but not quite as much as the Kiwi one!

[idler]

When we went to China last year me and the wife were the only Brits with 22 Aussies.
They were all ok, they made us honorary Aussies for two weeks and we told them that we considered it missionary work that we were doing.

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Takes all tastes I guess. I love the Aussie accent but not quite as much as the Kiwi one!

Have you been sniffing glue all your life roversontheup .

As you say it takes different taste .

It goes way back with me as I could never stand Rolf Harris or that dame evra evridge toot .

[Geoff Blakesley]

Do you spend all your life watchin' telly or on your computer nof . No wonder I think you have not got an original thought in your brain. Keep plying your EDL nonsense it makes you even more irrelevant.

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Jeffory > I have no afilliaction with the edl whatsoever .

Never been on one of their rally's or protests and never will.

If the edl had never formed ,I would still have the same outlook
that I have today wrong or right .

No fcuker leads me up the garden path but myself .

I don't class myself as left wing or right wing ,just a chap
ploding and most important don't give two shits what others think
i like to think.

[roversontheup]

Takes all tastes I guess. I love the Aussie accent but not quite as much as the Kiwi one!

Have you been sniffing glue all your life roversontheup .

As you say it takes different taste .

It goes way back with me as I could never stand Rolf Harris or that dame evra evridge toot .

Ha ha. No glue. Just love the Antipodeans...the people (and their accent), the countries, the way of life and their attitudes.