Author Topic: Jokes for the weekend (Read 2219 times)

bobjimwilly · « on October 05, 2018, 04:51:31 pm by bobjimwilly »

I went to the doctor complaining I felt like a supermarket.

He asked how long I had felt like this.

I said ever since I was Lidl.

« **on:** October 05, 2018, 04:51:31 pm »

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Donnywolf · « **Reply #1 on** October 05, 2018, 07:57:22 pm by Donnywolf »

That asda be the funniest one ever !

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #2 on** October 05, 2018, 08:10:41 pm by Bentley Bullet »

If anyone asks if I laughed at that Aldi ny it.

RedJ · « **Reply #3 on** October 06, 2018, 09:08:52 am by RedJ »

I'll Spar with anyone who didn't laugh.

Donnywolf · « **Reply #4 on** October 06, 2018, 10:45:04 am by Donnywolf »

My Pun still winning - nothing Budgen my opinion

RedRover45 · « **Reply #5 on** October 06, 2018, 02:52:40 pm by RedRover45 »

Mor rison to give it you then Wolfie..

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #6 on** October 07, 2018, 07:17:18 pm by Bentley Bullet »

Quote from: Donnywolf on October 06, 2018, 10:45:04 am

My Pun still winning - nothing Budgen my opinion

Alright, keep your Heron.

RedJ · « **Reply #7 on** October 07, 2018, 08:13:11 pm by RedJ »

Just got to make One Stop then I'll knock you to Iceland.

Donnywolf · « **Reply #8 on** October 07, 2018, 08:51:32 pm by Donnywolf »

What if I dont Co-op erate?

tommy toes · « **Reply #9 on** October 07, 2018, 09:04:32 pm by tommy toes »

Wait Rose them two are gunnerava fight

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #10 on** October 07, 2018, 09:12:13 pm by Bentley Bullet »

I'm not getting involved, I'm going for the Safeway out.

turnbull for england · « **Reply #11 on** October 07, 2018, 09:37:20 pm by turnbull for england »

This is the gateway to worse puns

tommy toes · « **Reply #12 on** October 07, 2018, 09:48:54 pm by tommy toes »

Well Boyes will be Boyes.

Donnywolf · « **Reply #13 on** October 08, 2018, 08:04:46 am by Donnywolf »

I reckon its time for this thread to Check out - its a basket case now - and Im off my Trolley maybe ?

Aisle see you next time - but 'till then

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #14 on** October 08, 2018, 08:24:07 am by Bentley Bullet »

The threads come to the end of its shelf life.

RedJ · « **Reply #15 on** October 08, 2018, 08:31:06 am by RedJ »

It was past its sell by date already.

Donnywolf · « **Reply #16 on** October 08, 2018, 09:53:48 am by Donnywolf »

Its why they will never put BB in Jail - hes past his Cell By date as well

!!!

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #17 on** October 08, 2018, 10:53:31 am by Bentley Bullet »

...... And Wolfie's jokes are past their Tell by date!

turnbull for england · « **Reply #18 on** October 08, 2018, 11:59:47 am by turnbull for england »

thats Fine-Fare enough.

bobjimwilly · « **Reply #19 on** October 08, 2018, 01:28:04 pm by bobjimwilly »

Kwik, Save me from this thread!

Donnywolf · « **Reply #20 on** October 08, 2018, 02:32:14 pm by Donnywolf »

Quote from: bobjimwilly on October 08, 2018, 01:28:04 pm

Kwik, Save me from this thread!

You started it

turnbull for england · « **Reply #21 on** October 08, 2018, 04:13:38 pm by turnbull for england »

It's a Premier thread

scawsby steve · « **Reply #22 on** October 08, 2018, 04:44:34 pm by scawsby steve »

What about them b*stards Fleetwood putting 4 goals in the Netto.

i_ateallthepies · « **Reply #23 on** October 08, 2018, 05:41:58 pm by i_ateallthepies »

Hopefully this is a Grandway to finish the thread.

drfchound · « **Reply #24 on** October 08, 2018, 09:55:54 pm by drfchound »

I just saw the title of this thread and came to check out what it was about.

RedJ · « **Reply #25 on** October 08, 2018, 10:16:35 pm by RedJ »

You're off your trolley.

roversdude · « **Reply #26 on** October 09, 2018, 05:34:06 am by roversdude »

Tsk go and get your coat

tommy toes · « *Last Edit: October 09, 2018, 10:05:03 pm by tommy toes* »

This thread is Nisa than most on here.

(Edit: I'd forgotten Nisa existed. Went to Scarborough today for a breath of ozone. Lovely. On the way back passed a big white lorry with Nisa written on the side. First thing I thought of was this thread. Sad bar steward that I am.)

turnbull for england · « **Reply #28 on** October 09, 2018, 08:44:06 pm by turnbull for england »

Insane bury your head...

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