Corbyn's Conference Speech

[Bentley Bullet]

Tommy, I wasn't being sarcastic. I leave the sarcasm to others.

Billy, thanks for the compliment!

[bobjimwilly]

If you want to use the divorce analogy, the UK are the ones being the demanding other half who wants everything but also demands a divorce. We are the asshole in this relationship.

[BillyStubbsTears]

I do like the divorce analogy.

Brexit supporters are saying to the EU:

It's not working. I don't love you any more. You are too controlling. I'm going to leave you because I want to have some dalliances with others.

I'm prepared to pay what I owe you for the things we bought together that I will still have access to. Like the car. Although every once in a while I'll fly off into a strop and threaten to not pay you a penny. And I'll continually whine about how unfair it is that I have to pay for stuff that I willingly signed up to.

I expect you to let me use your CostCo card so that I can buy stuff cheap. But no, I don't want to pay the annual fee on the card. If you don't let me, I'll keep on bitching about how unfair you're being.

While I'm driving off, I'll smash in the fence that we share with the neighbours. And no, of course I've got no f**king idea how to fix it - I'll leave that to you to sort out.

I reserve the right to call you names in front of all our friends, but if you dare to so much as think about having a joke at my expense, I'll get really, REALLY upset and accuse you of trying to make this divorce harder than it should be.

I think that just about covers it.