I Went Into The Chemists In Bentley Today

[Bentley Bullet]

....I asked the assistant "What gets rid of Coronavirus?"

She said "Ammonia cleaner"

I said "I'm sorry, I thought you worked behind the counter"

[The Red Baron]

I read that Coronavirus is susceptible to alcohol. Given the amount I've drunk over the years I should be immune.

[BillyStubbsTears]

I heard about a bloke today who'd bought 500 gallons of hand sanitizer back in January.

I bet he's rubbing his hands together.

[SydneyRover]

that's truly sick 

[Bentley Bullet]

Talking about a new take on cleanliness,  I went to a brothel in Amsterdam last week and a prozzie made me wash my old man in the sink.

It's the last time I'm taking my dad there.

[BillyStubbsTears]

What's that coming over the hill, is it a punchline?

[Bentley Bullet]

You laughed at me when I said I was going to be a comedian. You're not laughing now.