I phoned Radio Hallam today, to enter their mystery prize competition.

[Not Now Kato]

The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize"..

"That Fantastic!" I called out in delight.

"Feel Confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Geography Question."

"Well, I've got a degree in Geography from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught Geography to A level students for over 20 years"

"OK then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a Sheffield Wednesday game of your choice, and to meet the players after the game, what is the capital of France?"

"Bradford", I replied.

[phil old leake]

Brilliant if true