What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

[Not Now Kato]

Ian

[belton rover]

Ian

I saw a magic tractor the other day.

It turned into a field.

[belton rover]

And I had a magic dog.

It was a labracadabrador.

[phil old leake]

Did you hear about the angry magician

He pulled his hair out

[Bentley Bullet]

I said to this bird in a pub in Bentley a few years ago... " My mystic mind tells me you're not wearing any knickers."

"I am!" she said.

"Bugger," I said, "I must be an hour fast"

[BillyStubbsTears]

I said to this bird in a pub in Bentley a few years ago... " My mystic mind tells me you're not wearing any knickers."

"I am!" she said.

"Bugger," I said, "I must be an hour fast"

Did you bore the pants off her?

[Bentley Bullet]

I said to this bird in a pub in Bentley a few years ago... " My mystic mind tells me you're not wearing any knickers."

"I am!" she said.

"Bugger," I said, "I must be an hour fast"

Did you bore the pants off her?

Only when I told her my name was BillyStubbsTears and showed her 'my' contributions to this site.

[drfchound]

Touché.

[Colemans Left Hook]

what do you call a magic mushroom that has lost its magic

[belton rover]

what do you call a magic mushroom that has lost its magic

A waste of a weekend camping on the moors.