topical this weekends jokes

[not on facebook]

topic 'BARNSLEY'

what time is it when there is a pork pie on the clock face of barnsley
town hall clock face..........

......'som'ert t 8'

......what time is it when there is half a pork pie on barnsley town hall
clock face.......

.....'half 8'

[Uredz]

cue tumbleweed

[Superspy]

[the dons]

Chap from Barnsley goes into a vets and says,will thy have a look at me cat. Vet says is it a Tom, chap says no I brought it with me, you daft bugger.

[Dickie Dido]

Little Johnny: \"Mum I want to be a Barnsley season ticket holder when I grow up.\" Mum: \"Make your mind up Johnny - you can't do both.\"

[Bentley Bullet]

What does a Barnsley fan do after they’ve just beat THE MIGHTY DONCASTER ROVERS?....Turns off his Playstation and gets back in bed with his sister!!

[BLIR]

Bentley Bullet wrote:

What does a Barnsley fan do after they’ve just beat THE MIGHTY DONCASTER ROVERS?....Turns off his Playstation and gets back in bed with his sister!!

Very good BB, in fact I've just nicked that for my FB status

Here's a picture of said sister:

[Superspy]

and iv nicked it for my msn status, haha