The bacon tree...Joke

[jucyberry]

Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the U. S , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death,



when all of a sudden Luis says.........

\"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.\"

\"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. \"

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

\"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree.\"

\"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget.\"

\"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree.\"

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and



Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

\"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!\"

\"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? \"

\"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees



Ees



Ees



Ees








Ees a ham bush....\"

[CusworthRovers]

I once bought a record shop in town.

Anyway this scruffy little shite hawk from Stainy walks in:

SH 'Have you got anything by The Doors mate?'

CR 'Yes 2 big ugly security guards, so don't even think about it, you thieving little shite'