A joke to make you think...

[jucyberry]

A topical thought for you...

The Government Is Worried That Mens Penises Are Getting Smaller. To Find Out How Great The Problem Is, They Have Asked All Men With Penises Smaller Than 3 Inches To Put A White Flag With A Red Cross On Their Car.

[CusworthRovers]

I'm a big fan of processed cheese slices

In an under-handed effort to try and make me lose weight and make me cut down on them, my Mrs has took to hiding all my favourite cheese slices up her vagina. She's a krafty Kitson

[Bentley Bullet]

jucyberry wrote:

A topical thought for you...

The Government Is Worried That Mens Penises Are Getting Smaller. To Find Out How Great The Problem Is, They Have Asked All Men With Penises Smaller Than 3 Inches To Put A White Flag With A Red Cross On Their Car.

Mine is slightly under 3 inches so I'm going to conform and get a flag for the car. I must admit I am quite suprised by the statistic though, did the government state what was an acceptable width?

[jucyberry]

I did hear that the  ministers in skirts took the vote and anything under 7.5in was considered a nubbin......      









Any thing over that was voted a treat...lol

[gillinghamrover]

I`m going to freeze myself down to -273 Centigrade.
My wife thinks it`ll kill me, I reckon I`ll be 0K........

Have a think while I get me coat!

[Mike_F]

0 Kelvin AKA Absolute zero. I like it.