What is your favourite (unbelievable) rumour...

[Red Rover]

...from www.football-rumours.co.uk?

I'm currently liking...

\"As i posted a few days ago, Ozil has signed for United!!
We are going to make one more move in the window and that's going to be for . James Milner £Xm + Carrick

Remember the name AZAA!!\"

&

\"26 Jul 2010 23:52:07
CELTIC POSSIBLE INS

INS:
Efrain Juarez–Undisc.–UNAM (DONE)
Darryl Murphy–1.5m–Sunderland. (DONE)
Cha Du–ri–Free–Frieburg. (DONE)
Charlie Mulgrew–Free–Aberdeen. (DONE)
Gary Hooper–2.4–Sc**thorpe. (DONE)
Biram Kyal–1.3m–Maccabi Haifa. (DONE)
Craig Bellamy–Loan–Man City.(UNLIKELY BUT POSSIBLE)
Kelvin Wilson–1.5/2.5m–Nottingham Forest(MAYBE)
David James–Free–Free agent.(LIKELY)
William Gallas–Free–Free agent.(UNLIKELY BUT POSSIBLE)
Emile Heskey–P/E. (maybe).
Jimmy Bullard–Loan–Hull City. (Highly unlikely).
Kieron Westwood–2m–Coventry.(Maybe).
Sol Campbell–Free–Free agent. (Possible)
Liam Lawrence–1.5/2m–Stoke City. (Very Likely).
Ivan Ramis–1.5m–Real Mallorca.(50/50)
Antony Stokes–1.5m–Hibs. (Very Unlikely).
Sol Bamba–1.5/2.5m–Hibs. (Unlikely).
Jay Simpson–Loan–Arsenal. (Unlikely).
Markus Rosenborg–Free–Werder Bremen. (Maybe).
Joe Ledley–Free–Cardiff.(Done)
Ilan–Free–Free agent. (Very Unlikey).
James Beattie–Loan–Stoke– (Hope not he is sh*t)\"

  haha, Man United aren't signing any1 else Fergie sed and Celtic are not getting a completely new squad!