Dingle Tykettes

[podrover73]

Dingle Tykettes picture gallery-


http://www.barnsleyfc.co.uk/page/Gallery/0,,10309~2227038,00.html

[podrover73]

try again

http://www.barnsleyfc.co.uk/page/Gallery/0,,10309~2227038,00.html

[Superspy]

and?

[DonnyBazza]

http://www.barnsleyfc.co.uk/page/Gallery/0,,10309~2227038,00.html

[Filo]

This one is to prove she`s not a native of the 6 fingered slappers from dingle land

[intake rover]

what about the size of that blokes face

[BillyStubbsTears]

intake rover wrote:

what about the size of that blokes face

Christ up above!


\"Go to Oakwell to see Barnsley match I must. Hmmmmm! Poor football will I be seeing there.\"

Mind, it's not a bloke. It's a retired Tykette. All the lasses in Barnsley look like that when they get to 28.



If they get to 28.

[Superspy]

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

intake rover wrote:

what about the size of that blokes face

Christ up above!


\"Go to Oakwell to see Barnsley match I must. Hmmmmm! Poor football will I be seeing there.\"

is he yoda?

[Filo]

Superspy wrote:

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

intake rover wrote:

what about the size of that blokes face

Christ up above!


\"Go to Oakwell to see Barnsley match I must. Hmmmmm! Poor football will I be seeing there.\"

is he yoda?

Alot of empty seats behind them to the right

[hoolahoop]

Filo wrote:

This one is to prove she`s not a native of the 6 fingered slappers from dingle land

Notice she is clearly embarrassed by the hand she is NOT showing! Are you sure she's a Dingle..................she's got teeth!!  

[PDX_Rover]

As the saying goes.... you cannot polish a turd.

[Barmby Rover]

hoolahoop wrote:

Filo wrote:

This one is to prove she`s not a native of the 6 fingered slappers from dingle land

Notice she is clearly embarrassed by the hand she is NOT showing! Are you sure she's a Dingle..................she's got teeth!!  

Clearly a witch with changed appearance, see that light in her eye.....straight out of Merlin!  B)

[Jim Dobbin]

Filo wrote:

Superspy wrote:

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

intake rover wrote:

what about the size of that blokes face

Christ up above!


\"Go to Oakwell to see Barnsley match I must. Hmmmmm! Poor football will I be seeing there.\"

is he yoda?

Alot of empty seats behind them to the right

You real? we are the last club to be giving it Billy big Bollox with the size of crowds...

Barnsley 12,601
Millwall 11,846
Preston 11,078
Donny 10,640
Scunny 5,978.

God don't line us up to be shot down, although last week was an improvement we still got under 10,000 at £15 the week before and i'd be surprised if we get 10k home fans against them at £22 so get ready for the huge cheers from their fans when they give out the crowd.

[Barmby Rover]

I'm amazed he spent time looking the seats up and down, not like Filo to miss an opportunity......are you ill?

[benaldo]

PDX_Rover wrote:

As the saying goes.... you cannot polish a turd.

....but you can roll it in glitter.....

[scuzzer]

Barmby Rover wrote:

hoolahoop wrote:

Filo wrote:

This one is to prove she`s not a native of the 6 fingered slappers from dingle land

Notice she is clearly embarrassed by the hand she is NOT showing! Are you sure she's a Dingle..................she's got teeth!!  

Clearly a witch with changed appearance, see that light in her eye.....straight out of Merlin!  B)

Witch or not, i'd give her one witchever way she fancied it!

[Wellington Vaults]

Never mind the bints, if you want to see how feverish the Barnsley mind can be, just check-out

http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/bbs/forums/forum-view.asp?fid=24

However, in all honesty, I think it's quite funny.

[BillyStubbsTears]

scuzzer wrote:

Barmby Rover wrote:

hoolahoop wrote:

Filo wrote:

This one is to prove she`s not a native of the 6 fingered slappers from dingle land

Notice she is clearly embarrassed by the hand she is NOT showing! Are you sure she's a Dingle..................she's got teeth!!  

Clearly a witch with changed appearance, see that light in her eye.....straight out of Merlin!  B)

Witch or not, i'd give her one witchever way she fancied it!

I can visualise the scene.

Your eyes lock with this pair of mahognay brown eyes, set in an exquisite complexion and framed by flaxen tresses. A vision of feminine pulchritude more alluring than this you have never seen. She smiles. You walk over to her. \"Tell me.\" you say, \"What name was given to an angel like you?\"

\"Caz.\" She says. \"But tha wasting thi time cos ah dunt f**k on ' first neet. Mind, now tha're eer, tha can get me a pint er Barnsley Best wi a double Kaluha chucked in ' top.\"

[Wellington Vaults]

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

scuzzer wrote:

Barmby Rover wrote:

hoolahoop wrote:

Filo wrote:

This one is to prove she`s not a native of the 6 fingered slappers from dingle land

Notice she is clearly embarrassed by the hand she is NOT showing! Are you sure she's a Dingle..................she's got teeth!!  

Clearly a witch with changed appearance, see that light in her eye.....straight out of Merlin!  B)

Witch or not, i'd give her one witchever way she fancied it!

I can visualise the scene.

Your eyes lock with this pair of mahognay brown eyes, set in an exquisite complexion and framed by flaxen tresses. A vision of feminine pulchritude more alluring than this you have never seen. She smiles. You walk over to her. \"Tell me.\" you say, \"What name was given to an angel like you?\"

\"Caz.\" She says. \"But tha wasting thi time cos ah dunt fcuk on ' first neet. Mind, now tha're eer, tha can get me a pint er Barnsley Best wi a double Kaluha chucked in ' top.\"

In a similar vain, I recall one Saturday night in the, sadly, long-gone Kings Head.  If you remember, the wimmin often queued down the narrow corridor awaiting the next available vacant \"trap in the bogs\"

My eye was taken by a ravishing young creature in a glittery party frock complete with long-sleeved glooves.  Definately out of sync with the other clientele, and sporting a hairstyle that, to some extent, recalled a young Audrey Hepburn.

She was chatting to her mate and obviously recalling her holidays, bacause as I passed, I keard her exclaim, \"Ar luv Spain.....t'chips are ace\".

Eliza Doolittle couldn't have phrased it better ersen.

[benaldo]

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

scuzzer wrote:

Barmby Rover wrote:

hoolahoop wrote:

Filo wrote:

This one is to prove she`s not a native of the 6 fingered slappers from dingle land

Notice she is clearly embarrassed by the hand she is NOT showing! Are you sure she's a Dingle..................she's got teeth!!  

Clearly a witch with changed appearance, see that light in her eye.....straight out of Merlin!  B)

Witch or not, i'd give her one witchever way she fancied it!

I can visualise the scene.

Your eyes lock with this pair of mahognay brown eyes, set in an exquisite complexion and framed by flaxen tresses. A vision of feminine pulchritude more alluring than this you have never seen. She smiles. You walk over to her. \"Tell me.\" you say, \"What name was given to an angel like you?\"

\"Caz.\" She says. \"But tha wasting thi time cos ah dunt fcuk on ' first neet. Mind, now tha're eer, tha can get me a pint er Barnsley Best wi a double Kaluha chucked in ' top.\"

Why do I get the feeling that bint has a hairier chest than I have????!

[RobTheRover]

Is it because you are 6?

;-)

[Rios]

Wellington Vaults wrote:

Never mind the bints, if you want to see how feverish the Barnsley mind can be, just check-out

http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/bbs/forums/forum-view.asp?fid=24

However, in all honesty, I think it's quite funny.

It's very funny stuff, the guys obviously a talented nut job but I suppose that comes with watching the sort of football that Barnsley (and most lower division teams) serve up...you tend to make your own entertainment and become oblivious as to how mad you appear to the normal non-football world!