I've had a dream

[Bentley Bullet]

Dead vivid it was. I was in the Bay ‘oss in Bentley when who should walk in but Brian Stock and Ross McCormack.
  McCormack had an old lamp in his hand which he said he’d found outside the pub. Jokingly he gave it a rub and suddenly a Genie appeared which said “I grant you one wish each”.  On hearing this Stock said “I have constant back trouble, I just wish I could be freed o’pain”.  In a flash he was up on the Karaoke singing Band of Gold.       (He wasn’t a very good Genie!)
McCormack then said “I would like to be back at Donny Rovers, They are a far better team with more dedicated, intelligent, and more vocal fans, have a better Chairman and Manager, a superior ground, and represent a much nicer town” he said. The Genie replied “I can’t do that, contracts have been signed, it would be wrong to let L**ds down.”  
“OK then” said McCormack, after being asked to make another wish,” make L**ds a better team than Donny”.
The Genie said “On second thoughts, let’s have a look at that L**ds contract!”
I said to McCormack   “where do you expect L**ds to be in 2 years time?”
McCormack said “Top of the Championship”.
I then asked Stock the same question, and he said “Top 6 Premiership, Champions league”.
I said \"Don't you think that's a little bit optimistic, Brian?”
He replied “Well Ross started it!”
Next thing the dream switched to Elland road just as Rovers entered the field to deafening applause.
Rovers responded splendidly and took the lead after 2 minutes with a volley from ......BILLY of course!
Leeds chopped away in an attempt at suppressing Rovers superiority and Johnson continued where he left off at the Keepmoat, making several serious attempts at ending Coppinger’s career.
Rovers however weathered the storm up to half time.
H.T L**ds 0 Rovers 1
Second half began much like the first, and not unlike Derby previous when MOUSSA doubled the lead after 48 minutes.
The ref (someone called Lee Probert, if my memory serves me right) became a blatant ‘homer’, and L**ds pulled one back on 66minutes when SNOTGLASS struck from close range.
The next 30 minutes were a nightmare as Rovers struggled to be awarded a throw-in ne’r mind owt
else, and low and behold L**ds were given a penalty after 94 minutes......Which WOODS SAVED!!!!!
Final score L**ds 1  Rovers 2

[mushRTID]

Love it!

[dknward2]

I'll take that now

[hoolahoop]

I wished I had dreams like that

[BobG]

I'm glad I don't. There'd be a nasty mess if I did.

BobG

[Dutch Uncle]

BB - your dreams have become one of the real highlights of the week - absolute quality  

[RedJ]

BB - your dreams have become one of the real highlights of the week - absolute quality  

Got that right. BB's dreams are some of the best stuff I've ever read on here

I'd definitely take 2-1. I'd take anything more than a drubbing, though. A draw if we're lucky.

[tommy toes]

“I have constant back trouble, I just wish I could be freed o’pain”. In a flash he was up on the Karaoke singing Band of Gold. (He wasn’t a very good Genie!)


Very,very good!