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jucyberry
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RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
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February 18, 2012, 06:41:50 pm
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TAOISM..............Shit happens
HINDUISIM...........This shit happened before
BUDDHISM............If shit happens, take a hostage
7th DAY ADVENTIST...Shit happens on Saturday
PROTESTANTISM.......Shit won't happen if I work harder
CATHOLICISM.........If shit happens, I deserve it
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS...Knock,knock, 'shit happens'
JUDAISM.............Why does shit always happen to me?
HARE KRISHNA........Shit happens, rama rama ding dong
ATHEISM.............No shit
T.V.EVANGELISIM.....Send more shit
RASTAFARIAN.........Let's smoke this shit.
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Thank God I'm an atheist.
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The Red Baron
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Nothing for Islam?
For the record, I'm a Rastafarian.
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Snods Shinpad 2
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Agnostic: If shit happens, there's no chance we'll know about it.
Heaven's Gate: Is that shit on the sole of my Nike?
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jucyberry
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February 21, 2012, 03:28:35 pm
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I'd say I'm an undecided athiest......I know I shouldn't give a shit, but what if........................................?
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Be a decent human being, so as to qualify for Heaven (just in case there is a God), and sit on the fence ready to jump either way at the last minute.
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