Preston scorer tonight

[BillyStubbsTears]

Jack King.

Please, please, please Lord, please little gentle Baby Jesus let him get sent off. I could write the headline myself.

On a similar note, listening to the commentary of the Wensdeh-Huddersfield match last week. Commentator noted how someone had played a pass on the wrong side of a Huddersfield player.

His exact words were, "He's slipped that one inside Jack Hunt."

Say it quickly.

Childish I know, but it's been a shit few days at work and I'm taking my pleasures where I can.

[RedJ]

now now Billy, if that kind of thing gets you off there's always websites that cater for more adult tastes if you do a little digging

[The Red Baron]

On a similar note, listening to the commentary of the Wensdeh-Huddersfield match last week. Commentator noted how someone had played a pass on the wrong side of a Huddersfield player.

His exact words were, "He's slipped that one inside Jack Hunt."

Say it quickly.

It makes even more sense if you're a Rastafarian.

[1879Rovers]

I will let Jack know next time I see him. Roll out all the jokes with King as a surname.

[Drover]

Could be worse.Imagine if he had been christened Wayne?
"He's Wayne King,He shoots! OOOOooooooo!"

Or Wayne Kerr? we've had one or two Wayne Kerr's sign for us over the years eh?
"Wayne Kerr shoots after some good ball playing"

[1879Rovers]

I once went to a Pool presentation night in the Comrades on Bennethorpe. A player for the team that had won most of the trophies that season was called Richard Soul. When announcing his name the guy on the mike shouted out R. Soul. The more he tried to rectify what he had said the funnier it sounded. To make matters worse for him, he was called out about three times.

[Bristol Red Rover]

....The more he tried to rectify what he had said the funnier it sounded. ..

 

Best was a kid at Ridgewood back in the day - Richard Seaman aka...

[FuzzyDuck]

BST - On my stadium reviews, I'm just wriitng Young Boys review at the Stade de Suisse, w**kdorf.  I have to review friendliness, Atmosphere and refreshments. Its a double entendre minefield and I intend to hit a few 

[BillyStubbsTears]

FD.

I've driven past that very stadium a few times and chuckled to misen before my wife poked me in the ribs and told me to grow up.

If my German is correct, "Dorf" means "Village" doesn't it? Only, I've known some pretty w**k dorfs in my time, growing up in Denaby and all that.

[TheFunk]

There was someone in my year at Don Valley called Wayne Kerr. I kid you not!

[DonnyNoel]

I have worked with a Chris Peacock and a Lou Rowles. My brother in law swears he went to school with a Theresa Green.

[GazLaz]

I work with Joe Kerr

[Bentley Bullet]

I used to knock about with Tony Hookham, and his brother Alf.

[Bentley Bullet]

In the pub once a local character who was in the bar rang up on his mobile and asked the barmaid if Mike Hunt was in the pub.

Him and his mates looked on as the barmaid enquired "has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

[Jim Dobbin]

That old Simpson's gag?

[FuzzyDuck]

Once nearly got into trouble at work when I was visited by two reps from the same company at the same time.

The first said "Hi - I'm Wayne Leoman"

I shook his hand narrowly avoiding a giggle

His mate held out his hand and said "Jollyon Hard"

That did it - I laughed!

Well the my colleague in the next office was pretty good at wind-ups and I thought this was one of his better ones.

Luckily, I stopped myself from asking Jollyon if I could call him "Jolly" and instead excused myself and went to see my mate.  I congratulated him on the brilliant wind-up and asked him who they really were.

"REAL WORLD, PETE!" he said.  "Wayne Leoman and Jollyon Hard - its not a wind up!" 

[FuzzyDuck]

BST - Not possible to grow up in Germany / Switzerland

They have Fahrtwind Beer

The river near my house is the Töss (I've paddled in Töss)

They "Wünschen Sie ein güten Fahrt" at every service station

A village near where I live is called Langenhard

GROW UP!  Impossible!

[RedJ]

another I've always liked was Mannschaft

[Rupee92]

another I've always liked was Mannschaft

You've always liked Mannschaft?!?! 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU_Yi37On1c" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU_Yi37On1c</a>

 

[FuzzyDuck]

It means "team" so theoretically he could like Young Boys w**kdorf Mannschaft 

[scuzzer]

There's also a 'dorf' in Austria where they're sick of the roadsign getting stolen. I'm over there a bit with work and its definitely on my to do list to visit the place sometime soon for a pic!

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[Dutch Uncle]

Didn't they recently announce they had been twinned with a place in Norway called Hell?

[PDX_Rover]

I actually did go to school at Our Lady of Sorrows on Mere Lane with a girl called Theresa Green.