From the Barnsley Forum.....

[RobTheRover]

This is very funny.

http://v2.barnsleyfc.org.uk/showthread.php?177101-Politically-correct-football-chants&s=5d9336f4a0dc3596aa87485d2ea1380d&p=1198066&mode=linear#post1198066

[CusworthRovers]

Good find and my fave:

You have consumed the majority of the pastry encased high saturated fat meat products

You clinically obese person but it is not your fault as you come from a single parent family and were born out of wedlock

[MachoMadness]

Some of those are hilarious. Suppose they have to make their own entertainment down in Barnsley though, eh?

[CusworthRovers]

And as a mark of respect to our Sth Yorks neighbours


Urbanised area full of citizens born out of family relations performing sexual intercourse with each other

You're just an urbanised area full of citizens born out of family relations performing sexual intercourse with each other

Urbanised area full of citizens born out of family relations performing sexual intercourse with each other

You're just an urbanised area full of citizens born out of family relations performing sexual intercourse with each other

[Glyn_Wigley]

Somepeople don't know the difference between being politically correct and just unnecessarily complicating a sentence... 

[Snods Shinpad 2]

I wanna go hooome, I wanna go hoooo-ooooo-oooome,
Barnsley is in desperate need of government funds for vital urban regeneration projects,
I wanna go home.

[belton rover]

All Leeds fans are Kitsons

Sorry, that's the best I can do.

[RedJ]

All Leeds fans are Kitsons

Sorry, that's the best I can do.

We all have a severe disliking for a set of unsavoury folk from Leeds?

[Keith Myath]

Oh Bobby Hassell, you're the love of my life, which is absolutely fine as there is nothing wrong with a relationship between two men despite the societal codes established against this within your status as a professional sportsman,
Oh Bobby Hassell, I respect you enough to invite into participating in sexual activities with my female life partner, but only with her full consent and for her pleadure in a post-modern, relaxed atmosphere which values the sanctity of love above physical relations, not in a way that assumes my ownership of her and thus 'gift' of possession to you, thus reinforcing the oppression of women under male dominence suffered for centuries,
Oh Bobby Hassell, I admire your red pigmented folicular attachment, and despite this being abused in our society for many years, would be willing to embrace it myself and believe it contributes positively to our diverse society in which peoples of all folicular pigmentation can live together in peace and harmony.

Thats up there with Monty Python

[hoolahoop]

Barnsleee is a pre-Crapperesque toilet that you could fall into.

[Bentley Bullet]

Unclean, Emmerdale rogue family member lacking legal ligitimacy.

[Snods Shinpad 2]

If I had the wings of a sparrow, or any other bird not necessarily indigenous to europe,

The bacterially-challenged posterior of a crow,

I'd fly over Millmoor tomorrow after offsetting my carbon footprint through one of the fantastic eco-schemes offered by a wide range of organisations,

And drop hand-penned poems of love and solidarity over the spectators below, if health and safety permitted such an action under aviation regulations.

[RobTheRover]

Quality Snods.

Donny Boys
We are here
We'd like to have coital relationships with any of your delightful willing female citizens, with a view to establishing an ongoing relationship based on mutual trust and respect, and then maybe partake in the ingesting of a selection of your local beverages, which we are sure are of the finest quality.
With a na-na-nanana-na-na-na-na
Donny boys are big and strong.

[Snods Shinpad 2]

In the social housing areas of Rotherham!
In the social housing areas of Rotherham!
They search through the recycling recepticals for materials that have been mistakenly placed in an incorrectly designated area contrary to council regulation 412 subsection 3b of the household waste disposal act of 2008,
They find a dead rat and they alert the council immediately to the eco-hazard,
In the social housing areas of Rotherham!

[FuzzyDuck]

Your Father and Brother appear to be one in the same person, which must be an administrative error on you birth certificate.

A similar error has been made concerning the identity of your mother....or is it sister.  I'd write to the registry office if I were you.

Rumours circulate that intimate relations exist between all of you

Barnsley Family (although I'm sure these errors could happen in any town employing incompetent administrators)