Transfers (not Rovers)

[weststander]

Matt Kilgallon has signed for Blackburn on a free and Rob Lainton ex Bolton keeper whom we had on trial has signed for Bury

[redrover10]

Says Rob lainton rejected offers from championship clubs so we must of offered him a contract

[GazLaz]

Of course he did, then signed for the team with the lowest wage budget on the planet.

[redrover10]

But we might of offered him a contract for the development squad

[RobTheRover]

Possibly. Maybe he just wants first team action guaranteed,  rather than go into the development squad and win his place through being brilliant every week.

[ctay]

Did he look any good?

[redrover10]

He only touched ball couple of times

[rover47]

rover47                                                                                                                         Daily  Mirror today claims John Ryan is making a £850,000 Bid to bring back Billy Sharp. Saints wants £1.2million but player favours Rovers.

[weststander]

Oh No not another one

[RobTheRover]

Oh No not another one

PMSL!

[RobTheRover]

BTW, I see Bayo left Northampton and signed for Gillingham over the weekend.  He's getting closer to London, at least.....

[bobbymax]

See the Dingles have signed Lewin Nyatanga.
An associate with Welsh connections once described him to me as, and I quote, 'several shades of useless with the positional sense of a concussed lemming'.

[RobTheRover]

That's possibly the finest description of a footballer I have ever read, bobbymax.  I think you should add that onto his Wiki page.

[Keith Myath]

Taken

He has all the guile and panache of an arthritic ridden zebra, hoofs tied with elastic that had been thrown into a enclosure with one exit and his only way out was through eleven, sex starved, ketamine induced giant panda's who would gladly f**k anything to death as long as it was black and white.

Bit harsh, On Tomas Brolin but i think that description (as well as i could remember it from a magazine in the 90's) is the best description i had ever read.

On a side note: What was the name of that footy magazine from the 90's that was basically funny stories and piss taking? I remember reading an interview with Mickey Thomas and literally hyperventilating with laughter while reading it.

It might still exist today, probably should do as well

[afro goal machine]

Taken

He has all the guile and panache of an arthritic ridden zebra, hoofs tied with elastic that had been thrown into a enclosure with one exit and his only way out was through eleven, sex starved, ketamine induced giant panda's who would gladly f**k anything to death as long as it was black and white.

Bit harsh, On Tomas Brolin but i think that description (as well as i could remember it from a magazine in the 90's) is the best description i had ever read.

On a side note: What was the name of that footy magazine from the 90's that was basically funny stories and piss taking? I remember reading an interview with Mickey Thomas and literally hyperventilating with laughter while reading it.

It might still exist today, probably should do as well

sounds like something baldrick would come out with in Blackadder

[scaley back rover]

keith was it not called 90 minutes

[RedRover45]

Taken

He has all the guile and panache of an arthritic ridden zebra, hoofs tied with elastic that had been thrown into a enclosure with one exit and his only way out was through eleven, sex starved, ketamine induced giant panda's who would gladly f**k anything to death as long as it was black and white.

Bit harsh, On Tomas Brolin but i think that description (as well as i could remember it from a magazine in the 90's) is the best description i had ever read.

On a side note: What was the name of that footy magazine from the 90's that was basically funny stories and piss taking? I remember reading an interview with Mickey Thomas and literally hyperventilating with laughter while reading it.

It might still exist today, probably should do as well

When Saturday Comes ?

[Keith Myath]

The one i was thinking of, didnt last long in its originl guise. It was purely satire that poked fun from front to back. WSC and 90 minutes were and probably still are largely more serious publications.

I just did a search on google but came up blank, i remember the front covers, just not the title. Think the magazine ruffled a few established feathers and was kicked into touch by the law men as it victicously quoted people with absurd revelations. I remeber asking the newsagent for it at the time and he said it had stopped going to press, i atleast had 3 copies, all long gone now though. The article was about Brolin's time at leeds so im guessing 1995/96?

[Al4475]

Was it a Viz-esque publication?

[RobTheRover]

I won a pair of top of the range Reebok boots for "letter of the week" in 90 minutes. FACT!

[The Mighty Brian Rowe]

The one i was thinking of, didnt last long in its originl guise. It was purely satire that poked fun from front to back. WSC and 90 minutes were and probably still are largely more serious publications.

I just did a search on google but came up blank, i remember the front covers, just not the title. Think the magazine ruffled a few established feathers and was kicked into touch by the law men as it victicously quoted people with absurd revelations. I remeber asking the newsagent for it at the time and he said it had stopped going to press, i atleast had 3 copies, all long gone now though. The article was about Brolin's time at leeds so im guessing 1995/96?

Bifmag? 

[BillyStubbsTears]

Rob

Best description of a footballer (and most accurate) was a quote on BladesMad.

"Nyron Nosworthy is slower than erosion."

[RobTheRover]

Quality. And no complaints with that one from me.