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Bentley Bullet

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I've had a dream
« on January 26, 2015, 12:22:20 pm by Bentley Bullet »
In Chesterfield in one of the bars
I was talking to a local
he couldn't get his tongue round his 'R's
but he was still quite vocal

He said he 'wemembers Wovers'
being a 'life-long Spywite'
Wovers sometimes had the edge
but more often than not were shite

I said 'hold on a minute, lad
you're hardly Real Madrid' 
 He said 'Woy Macfawland used to think we were
 until the board got wid'

He said 'I see you've signed Wazack, he's tewible'
'he's cwap, you'll get a tanking'
I said 'you're just jealous of our Abdul
Thank got you'd not seen Mark Rankine'

The voices got a bit high
When I said he was a liar
he said 'I'm as stwaight as a die'
I said 'yes, like your f****** spire'.

He said 'anyway it'll finish fwee-one
cos on the table we w**k higher'
I said 'no my friend our form is second to none
we'll beat you, we're on fire'

In the end, his score was right
as we walked out of the ground
but the thing that made it all alright
Was that he got it the wong way Wound

It was that dead vivid he's got me at it.

Cheaterfield 1 Donny 3



« Last Edit: January 26, 2015, 12:47:39 pm by Bentley Bullet »



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Colemans Left Hook

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Re: I've had a dream part One
« Reply #1 on January 26, 2015, 12:53:27 pm by Colemans Left Hook »
now back to reality

Part 2
Looking forward to Rovers beating Sheffield United in the championship final at Wembley Butler scores the winning goal

Clough says "I'll get you Butler"  :crying: :crying: :crying:

graingrover

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #2 on January 26, 2015, 02:12:11 pm by graingrover »
  BB..  bwilliant !!

 

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