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[Bentley Bullet]

Hi, Mrs Bullet here. I noticed My husband was still 'logged on' to the site so thought I'd give my two penn'orth worth using his account.

Since the teams rubbish performances this year he has become a changed bloke. His enthusiasm for football has gone, and it's such a shame that someone with such a vast football knowledge has lost interest in the game he loves. What's worse (for me!) is that his mojo has completely disappeared, which is a tragedy for him (and me!), as he is extremely blessed in that department.

Have any other posters been affected similarly?

[Sad-Rovers]

Hi Mrs Bullet, if poor old BB is struggling to fulfil his marital obligations I'm more than happy to stand in for him.

[idler]

It's nice to know that it's not just the team that can't score.
Unless you've had an own goal BB.

[Bentley Bullet]

Hi, Sad-Rovers, It's me Mrs Bullet. Thanks for your offer but I have always believed in the theory that you can't put a tack where a nails been.

I suppose you could technically 'do it' twice, to make up for any lacking quantity, but I'm not that desperate at the minute.

Still, thanks for your offer and I'll bear you in mind if 'Big Boy' here persists in denying me what I have been spoilt with in the past.

Thank-you young man.

[newyankee]

 Bentley Bullet is now  firing Blanks just like his beloved football team.

[BillyStubbsTears]

I'm struggling in the same department. But only cos I squashed my knackers flat on that bleeding fence last night.

I actually get a semi on every time the Rovers lose.

[NickDRFC]

I'm struggling in the same department. But only cos I squashed my knackers flat on that bleeding fence last night.

I actually get a semi on every time the Rovers lose.

Unlike some posters who get a raging hard on following a defeat as it gives them the opportunity to blame the team/manager/board once again!

[raggytash]

Once again?? Last 3 years every weekend spring to mind??

[Bentley Bullet]

Seeing our defence with all those kitsons leaving themselves gaping wide open it's bound to give  anyone the horn.

This is me by the way, I've banned our lass off the site for embarrassing me. 

[Sad-Rovers]

This is me by the way, I've banned our lass off the site for embarrassing me. 

She's still welcome to PM me any time. 

[Canadian Rover]

This is me by the way, I've banned our lass off the site for embarrassing me. 

She's still welcome to PM me any time. 

 

[nice one rovers]

I'm struggling in the same department. But only cos I squashed my knackers flat on that bleeding fence last night.

I actually get a semi on every time the Rovers lose.

Never known you to be on the fence BST!

[BillyStubbsTears]

It wasn't the most comfortable location and I got off pretty sharpish..."