Kitson

[Chris Black come back]

Just been appointed manager of the Nauru national team. A country of 10,000 people in the middle of the pacific, not recognised by FIFA. Let’s hope it’s a long appointment.

[Avsuptem]

It's a step in the right direction for him.

[welloffside]

I read this and thought " April the 1st is weeks away" but it shows on his Wikipedia entry.

Look this island up on Google Maps. It's miles from anywhere, and desolate.

If he wanted this type of career move, he could have gone to Scunny!!!

[drfchound]

He should be coaching a basketball team.

[The Dav]

Horrible individual, however he knew where the back of the onion sack was.

[MachoMadness]

Mick Russell the ref as his assistant?

[German Rover]

I've met Kitson through work, actually quite a nice bloke, really doesn't like Rovers though!

[Branton Rover]

Should be fairly easy to spot down there with that ginger mop head.

[Colemans Left Hook]

its the equivalent of our Rwanda

if Arsenal can have visit Rwanda on their shirts

maybe Tottenham could have visit Nauru  on theirs ??

"At various points since 2001, it has accepted aid from the Australian Government in exchange for hosting the Nauru Regional Processing Centre, a controversial offshore Australian immigration detention facility. As a result of heavy dependence on Australia, some sources have identified Nauru as a client state of Australia.[18][19][20] The sovereign state is a member of the United Nations, the Commonwealth of Nations, and the Organization of African, Caribbean, and Pacific States."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru

 i can imagine Kitson placing a football in front of the immigrants when they land to see if they have any football ability

update
maybe Sid will end up their when they finally throw him out