Fitness Workout.

[CusworthRovers]

Come on folks, stop idling on that there computer............join in with me, 1, 2, and 3...now put your tongue out, right move it to the left, ok move it to the right, move it up and move it down again. Well done folks, now that wasn't so hard was it. Join me tomorrow for another repeat of the Stephen Hawkings workout.

[jucyberry]

You are a bad, bad man....lol





Bloody funny tho.  

[BLIR]

I think he might be paranoid - he keeps looking over his shoulder

He turned up for work covered in bruises and with a bust lip - his date stood him up

He can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker

Sweating like Stephen Hawking with the shits......

Jesus may have walked on water, but stephen hawking runs on batteries

I see that stephen hawking is ill in the hospital. Have they tried turning him off and then back on again?

He may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day.

Stephen Hawking seems to have a chip on his shoulder. Whoops! Typo. I meant chin.








I'm here all week

[CusworthRovers]

BLIR wrote:

He may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day.

That's the best.


By the way, sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it seems the UK is under another chuffing ash cloud again. 'We'll be as quick as we can' said a spokesman from the Cumbrian Crematorium