Handelsbanken ein Rovers banken!

[River Don]

Yes an obscure Rovers sponsor but so much more!

Handelsbaken is one of Europes biggest banks but it doesn't pay bonuses. Stop read that again.

This bank doesn't pay bonuses.

It doesn't spend money on vanity ads.the bank takes the view that executives should be motivated by a rewarding job rather than pots of gold. Credit responsibilty is only taken at branch level. Local banking! Local managers deal with local customers! If the bank does well all staff are rewarded not just the top brass. Their reliance on trust and vision have proven visionary and they have survived numerous banking crisis unscathed. it has never made a loss and is more profitable than its competitors. f**k Lloyds, f**k Barclays.

Handelsbanken ein Rovers banken!!!

[RobTheRover]

Where do I sign.

I think they should be our shirt sponsors.

[RedJ]

Why can't all banks be that way?

[Dagenham Rover]

Thats the sort of attitude it should be, now become the main sponser and get a ruddy branch opened down town

[DadsleyRover]

We do have a branch in Donny at Sidings Court near the lakeside village. Maybe we should get all the Rovers fans to join and they could become a bigger sponser.

[DadsleyRover]

http://www.handelsbanken.se/shb/inet/IStartRb.nsf/FrameSet?OpenView&iddef=&navid=Doncaster&sa=/shb/inet/ireg1rb.nsf/Default/q19EAF246DB9110FD8025725E00569AE3

Click on to find out

[BillyStubbsTears]

And they have THE most incredible big-titted blonde lasses on the counter of their branch outside the station in Stockholm.

If Carlsberg made banks...

[RobTheRover]

Photo please.

Better than the megajugged cheerleader at Bradford who caused Dangerous Dave Morley to nearly break his neck with the ferocity of his double-take?

[BillyStubbsTears]

Photo please.

Better than the megajugged cheerleader at Bradford who caused Dangerous Dave Morley to nearly break his neck with the ferocity of his double-take?

Sorry chief. They are seared onto my retina. Even BST wasn't gauche enough to get a camera out and take a photo of their heaving bosoms.



Which is another way of saying, tough shit cocker, go to the blandest city on earth in the middle of a bas**rd-well freezing winter to have a gander yersen like I had to do.

[RobTheRover]

Listen, I'm all for embarking on a mission of discovery, like a modern day Marco Polo, but going all that way to ogle funbags is taking the biscuit.

Anyway, Stockholm Rover or Snods Shinpad can snaffle a camera in and email it to me.

[Snods Shinpad 2]

Funnily enough I was in the very same branch the other day taking some snaps, I'll see if I can dig it out of the archive....oh yeah...here we go...

[RobTheRover]

ROFLMAO!!!

Fantastic!

[Sandy Lane]

Funnily enough I was in the very same branch the other day taking some snaps, I'll see if I can dig it out of the archive....oh yeah...here we go...

This one even got me using the (obnoxious) laugh emo!  

[CusworthRovers]

Funnily enough I was in the very same branch the other day taking some snaps, I'll see if I can dig it out of the archive....oh yeah...here we go...

Good morning ladies. I'd like to make 5 deposits please

[Barmby Rover]

Just thought I would let you know, I passed on the thread to a member of the bank, it has now gone through them like a virus right up to director level. All were highly amused,who says the Scandanavians are all cold fish!

[rover-n-out]

Hey fellas, take a look at the second one from the left, unless my eyes deceive me, she's got nowt on covering her snatch!!:saywhat:

[RobTheRover]

In Scandinavia it is traditional to use a Customer Service counter as a bikini bottom.

[jonnydog]

Joking aside, i was just wondering whether anyone on here uses/experienced this bank? Its just I'm hoping to move house (at some point) this year, and if they can offer a better mortgage then Halifax (or whatever they're called now after God knows how many Mergers!!!) can go fcuk themselves.

No-one I know has even heard of them and so just want to know if its any good, and obviously a safe bank (not northern cock).

[Nudga]

Joking aside, i was just wondering whether anyone on here uses/experienced this bank? Its just I'm hoping to move house (at some point) this year, and if they can offer a better mortgage then Halifax (or whatever they're called now after God knows how many Mergers!!!) can go fcuk themselves.

No-one I know has even heard of them and so just want to know if its any good, and obviously a safe bank (not northern cock).

I was thinking the exact same thing today. I am hoping to get a buy to let mortgage, so if NatWest can't help us then I may go and see these people. I'm even considering opening up a business account with them as Natwest try and shaft me at every opportunity.

[jonnydog]

If you go and see them nudga, let me know what they're like.


... It'd be nice to give Halifax something extra!!

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