RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

[jucyberry]

TAOISM..............Shit happens

HINDUISIM...........This shit happened before

BUDDHISM............If shit happens, take a hostage

7th DAY ADVENTIST...Shit happens on Saturday

PROTESTANTISM.......Shit won't happen if I work harder

CATHOLICISM.........If shit happens, I deserve it

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS...Knock,knock, 'shit happens'

JUDAISM.............Why does shit always happen to me?

HARE KRISHNA........Shit happens, rama rama ding dong

ATHEISM.............No shit

T.V.EVANGELISIM.....Send more shit

RASTAFARIAN.........Let's smoke this shit.

[Bentley Bullet]

Thank God I'm an atheist.

[The Red Baron]

Nothing for Islam?

For the record, I'm a Rastafarian.

[Snods Shinpad 2]

Agnostic: If shit happens, there's no chance we'll know about it.

Heaven's Gate: Is that shit on the sole of my Nike?

[jucyberry]

I'd say I'm an undecided athiest......I know I shouldn't give a shit, but what if........................................?

[Bentley Bullet]

Be a decent human being, so as to qualify for Heaven (just in case there is a God), and sit on the fence ready to jump either way at the last minute.