The senior citizens bus trip (joke)

[jucyberry]

A senior citizens group charters a coach for an overnight saga trip.

An elderly woman comes up to the coach driver and says, 'I've just been molested!'

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream.. So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward and claims that she was just molested.

The driver thought he had a bus load of old dingbats, but who would be molesting these old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too.

The bus driver decides that he'd had enough and pulls into the first lay by.

When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisle.

'Hey grandad, what are you doing down there?' says the coach driver.




'I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I tried to grab it, it gets up and runs away!'