just for a laugh

[codroe]

there was an old manager called deano
who some would say what does he know
he came from the taffs
and he gives us some laughs
cos he gets his tactics from beano

only a light hearted joke guys,anybody do any better?

[donnyallday]

We have a new manager down at the moat
unfortunate for us, he knows nowt.

He talks a good game but his tactics are lame
he looks around to pass the blame.

Stick with Gary Woods or resign Jan Budtz
either way, he wont produce the goods.

So here we are, down on our way
but Dean has got a 3 year stay.     

[sheffieldROVER]

there is a welsh manager called deano,

which not many rovers fans are keen on,

he sold our best players to lower league higher payers!

but ill be 300 and odd quid better off next season!

[Colin C No.3]

Howabout......

There was a 'poster' named Codroe,
Who thought that he might have a go,
At being a wag,
Giving Deano a tag,
But instead just showed himself to be a cheap, unwitty fag.

Doesn't quite scan does it.

Anyone do any better?

[rovgers]

We have our top man in John Ryan
whos money weve had to rely on!
Last season was poor n we'd struggle to score

[RedJ]

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
the great dirty arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Rov'rum tomorrow,
and shit on the bas**rds below.

do I win? (0/10 for creativity)

[donnyroversfc]

We are the Cheeky Girls,
We are the Cheeky Girls,
Touch my bum,
This is fun.

[donny4life]

there once was a manager called sod
who had the dirty breath of a dog
he spoke like a mouse
in his dirty council house
and now he's f**ked off are fans still think he's god

[Mr1Croft]

First came Dean Saunders, then Willie McKay,


El Hadji Diouf followed, along with Habib Beye.


Down at Portman Road; we went on to score 3.


And some fans proclaimed: "Who needs SOD?"


Wins kept coming down at the Moat,


Against Leciester and Southampton gave us all some hope.


But we lost on boxing day, at Turf Moor,


and then again at Watford, when we conceded 4.


Away at Ashton Gate and Beye saw Red


And losing at Leeds our chances looked dead.


But a good run soon followed and we look back in the mix


But after losing to Derby and Millwall we were back in the shit.


The poor run continued and the fans lost the soul,


and away at Leciester Ikeme scored an own goal.


And on the fatal day, when the Rovers fought with Muscle,


They were finally relegated thanks to that C**T Mick Russel.


First Kitson dived, as if playing on sand.


Then went on to score, using his hand.


And thus it was all over, the Rovers were down.


But at Coventry away it didn't stop us making a sound.


A day to remember; out in the Sun.


But a season of misery; resulting in League One.


But all is not lost, there is football to play.


I will see you next season, but for now; good day!

[RedJ]

That's brilliant Lee.. is there any scope for getting that into the opening program (both home and away)? that's probably the best summary of our season I've seen.