SO'D vs Saunders

[Alan_Rovers]

Everything else seems to have been discussed about these two men, so if they faced each other in the scenarios below who do you think would win?

Quickest to down a pint - Saunders
100 metre race - SO'D (Saunders is carrying a few extra pounds)
In a two horse race - Saunders
Chatting up the same bird in a pub - Saunders
Darts - Saunders
Snooker - SO'D
Chess - SO'D
Paint-balling - SO'D
Table tennis - SO'D
Boxing - Saunders
Tiddlywinks - SO'D
Motor race - Saunders
Blagging something for free - Saunders (SO'D would send the other person to sleep).
On a comedy circuit - Saunders
Pub quiz - SO'D
Best singer - Saunders

[donnyroversfc]

Quickest to down a pint - Saunders (Tea drinking would be an whole different story!)
100 metre race - Saunders... SO'D would slalom is way through it to get through all the things in his way.
In a two horse race - Saunders again
Chatting up the same bird in a pub - Depending on the bird.. Posh intelligent bird = SO'D... Scraggly fake tanned blonde slapper = Saunders
Darts - SO'D all the way! One hundred and eightyyyyy!
Snooker - SO'D again!
Chess - SO'D definitely!!
Paint-balling - Saunders
Table tennis - SO'D
Boxing - Saunders by TKO
Tiddlywinks - SO'D
Motor race - I reckon SO'D is a bit of a boy racer
Blagging something for free - Saunders... SO'D would atleast give them a little something out of gratitude
On a comedy circuit - SO'D... Comes across as very witty
Pub quiz - SO'D, egg head
Best singer - Saunders, because he's welsh

[Chris Black come back]

Naked wrestling - SOD
Arm wrestle - Saunders
Ironing - SOD
Dog walking - SOD
Fixing exhaust - Saunders
Arranging personal pension for themselves - SOD
Laser quest - Saunders
Taking genuine interest in JRs train set - SOD
Taking genuine interest in JRs wife/daughter - Saunders

[bobjimwilly]

Taking genuine interest in JRs wife/daughter - Saunders

[donnyroversfc]

Apprentice winner - SO'D
Big Brother winner- Saunders
Most likely Midsomer murder victim - Saunders
Most likely Midsomer murderer - SO'D (it's always the quiet ones  )

[Wild Rover]

I dont know why anyone would live in Midsomer, every week a murder, and whats the population?, bet Midsomer will go the way of Atlantis soon.

[Wellred]

Taking genuine interest in JRs wife/daughter - Saunders

If you are an administrator and think this is funny then no way are you fit to administer this forum.

That is bad taste in the extreme. I wonder what John Ryan thinks to comments like that on this forum.

It really is pathetic.

[donnyroversfc]

Wellred in lacking sense of humour shocker! (again).

[Chris]

Taking genuine interest in JRs wife/daughter - Saunders

If you are an administrator and think this is funny then no way are you fit to administer this forum.

That is bad taste in the extreme. I wonder what John Ryan thinks to comments like that on this forum.

It really is pathetic.

Ha!

[Wellred]

Wellred in lacking sense of humour shocker! (again).

Playground humour. That sums you up Donnyroversfc.

[donnyroversfc]

Wellred in lacking sense of humour shocker! (again).

Playground humour. That sums you up Donnyroversfc.

And you saying something is pathetic sums you up too   

Irony! 

[Wellred]

and that just shows how this forum has sunk to the gutter recently.
I don't suppose you will be offering John Ryan an apology will you?

Now that is irony!

[donnyroversfc]

and that just shows how this forum has sunk to the gutter recently.
I don't suppose you will be offering John Ryan an apology will you?

Now that is irony!

What exactly would one need to apologise to John Ryan for exactly? 

[donnyroversfc]

Oh and talking about forums and gutters, has anyone been on the yorkshire forum recently? Bladdy hell they are nearly slitting their wrists! I genuinly think that when they over cook food it's Saunders fault. It's THAT bad.

[Capmeister]

Most likely to get a card from Wellred - Saunders

Sorry, I just couldn't resist ;o)

[donnyroversfc]

Most likely to get a card from Wellred - Saunders

Sorry, I just couldn't resist ;o)

Play ground humour. That sums you up Capmeister.


 

[Capmeister]

Was playing Hopscotch in the school yard Donnyroversfc. Headmaster's seen my comment and dragged me in by the ear for two hours detention. Wonder who grassed me up????

Now that's playground humour ;o)