The first substitution

[hoolahoop]

Come on Billy ....I'm only winding you up re. Clegg and your obsession with him. Please don't get all serious with me and bite in a footy thread eh

[RedJ]

Linking this back to football, I guess you could say Clegg is kind of like the Shackell of politics?

[Viking Don]

Bedale

I got a bloody flat tyre at the top of the A66 that night. No torch in the car. Changing the wheel in the dark, pissing down rain, 50mph wind, with 40 tonners whizzing by 2 foot from me arse.

Great day.....

Jeez if I'd known it was you that night just off the M6 I'd have stopped and at least held a brolly.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Hoola.

I don't do humour when it comes to that waste of skin.

Given the choice between

a) punching him into oblivion
b) seeing Leo Fortune West make a comeback and score the winner that secures our promotion
c) pouring my copious and fertile baby gravy all over Emanulle Beart's abdomen.

I'd probably plumb for c.











After a).

[hoolahoop]

Linking this back to football, I guess you could say Clegg is kind of like the Shackell of politics?

True you could say that but you now risk being lectured Red . 

[BillyStubbsTears]

Bedale

I got a bloody flat tyre at the top of the A66 that night. No torch in the car. Changing the wheel in the dark, pissing down rain, 50mph wind, with 40 tonners whizzing by 2 foot from me arse.

Great day.....

Jeez if I'd known it was you that night just off the M6 I'd have stopped and at least held a brolly.
 

Ballacks.

You'd have chucked a piss-filled can of Red Stripe oot the window and chuckled while you were doing it.


You get.

[hoolahoop]

Hoola.

I don't do humour when it comes to that waste of skin.

Given the choice between

a) punching him into oblivion
b) seeing Leo Fortune West make a comeback and score the winner that secures our promotion
c) pouring my copious and fertile baby gravy all over Emanulle Beart's abdomen.

I'd probably plumb for c.











After a).

Give up Billy this obsession you have with Clegg will drive you to an early grave and you will never get a chance with Emanuelle Beart

[Viking Don]

Bedale

I got a bloody flat tyre at the top of the A66 that night. No torch in the car. Changing the wheel in the dark, pissing down rain, 50mph wind, with 40 tonners whizzing by 2 foot from me arse.

Great day.....

Jeez if I'd known it was you that night just off the M6 I'd have stopped and at least held a brolly.


Ballacks.

You'd have chucked a piss-filled can of Red Stripe oot the window and chuckled while you were doing it.


You get.

 

Jeez, you DO remember me!

[Viking Don]

I surely can't get done for this, but what do we want first, Christmas or Thatcher dying...

I know what would be celebrated most in my house and I'd find myself alone at the bottom of the garden dancing around on a few bits of coal while everyone else just pointed at me and laughed.

The problem of mixed marriages I guess, Balby and Conisborough.