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BedaleI got a bloody flat tyre at the top of the A66 that night. No torch in the car. Changing the wheel in the dark, pissing down rain, 50mph wind, with 40 tonners whizzing by 2 foot from me arse.Great day.....
Linking this back to football, I guess you could say Clegg is kind of like the Shackell of politics?
Quote from: BillyStubbsTears on November 28, 2012, 05:22:33 pmBedaleI got a bloody flat tyre at the top of the A66 that night. No torch in the car. Changing the wheel in the dark, pissing down rain, 50mph wind, with 40 tonners whizzing by 2 foot from me arse.Great day.....Jeez if I'd known it was you that night just off the M6 I'd have stopped and at least held a brolly.
Hoola.I don't do humour when it comes to that waste of skin.Given the choice betweena) punching him into oblivionb) seeing Leo Fortune West make a comeback and score the winner that secures our promotionc) pouring my copious and fertile baby gravy all over Emanulle Beart's abdomen.I'd probably plumb for c.After a).
Quote from: Viking Don on November 29, 2012, 12:08:04 amQuote from: BillyStubbsTears on November 28, 2012, 05:22:33 pmBedaleI got a bloody flat tyre at the top of the A66 that night. No torch in the car. Changing the wheel in the dark, pissing down rain, 50mph wind, with 40 tonners whizzing by 2 foot from me arse.Great day.....Jeez if I'd known it was you that night just off the M6 I'd have stopped and at least held a brolly.Ballacks.You'd have chucked a piss-filled can of Red Stripe oot the window and chuckled while you were doing it.You get.
Quote from: BillyStubbsTears on November 28, 2012, 05:22:33 pmBedaleI got a bloody flat tyre at the top of the A66 that night. No torch in the car. Changing the wheel in the dark, pissing down rain, 50mph wind, with 40 tonners whizzing by 2 foot from me arse.Great day.....Jeez if I'd known it was you that night just off the M6 I'd have stopped and at least held a brolly.Ballacks.You'd have chucked a piss-filled can of Red Stripe oot the window and chuckled while you were doing it.You get.