funniest signings?

[Bald Rover]

will it be Arsenals Lars Bender?
or Norwich`s Ricky van Wolfswinkel?
 
I can just see the Arsenal lads shirt......when someone pulls the L off!

[Filo]

There`s a player called Rod Fanni, in France

[Katesby]

Răzvan Raț, West Ham

[Wild Rover]

Stefan Kuntz
Chiqui Arce
Bongo Christ
Have-a-Look Dube
Ars Bandeet
Segar b*****d
Rafael Scheidt
Rod Fanni
Johnny Moustache
David Goodwillie
Danny Shittu
Johan de Cock
Milan Fukal
Quim
Brian Pinas
Bernt Haas
Uwe Fuchs
Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
Wolfgang Wolf
Creedence Clearwater Couto
Norman Conquest
Danger Fourpence
Paul Dickov
Argelico f***s
Harry Daft
Ruud Boffin
Mark De Man

Add to those :-
Andre MUFF
Waldo PONCE
Wayne w**klyn,


All genuine footballers. Some very , very unusual.

Few unusual club Names too.

1. Deportivo w**ka

 Peruvian team named after an ethnic group, the w**kas, based in the Andes who speak the language w**ka Quechua. Haven't played in a league since 2004, when they pulled out after protesting their relegation. Still play in the Copa Peru.




2. Young Boys Berne

The Swiss Axpo Super League side, in Champions League play-off action against Spurs after knocking out Fenberbahce, have won 11 titles and six Cups. Have significantly reduced their comedy potential since knocking down the w**kdorf Stadium - leading to the classic headline 'Young Boys plan new w**kdorf erection - and replacing it with the less gigglesome Stade De Suisse.




3. Joe Public

is a football club from Trinidad and Tobago currently playing in the Pro League. Nicknamed the Eastern Lions, they are owned by FIFA vice-president Jack Warner. Joe Public also sponsors the Munroe Road Cricket Club.




4. Botswana Meat Commission FC

The country's Coca Cola Cup winners in 2007, they currently play Mascom Premier League.




5. King Faisal Babes

a professional football club in Kumasi, Ghana, playing in the Ghana Telecom Premier League, and finished 3rd in 2005-06. They were represented at the FIFA World Cup 2006 by left-back Habib Mohamed, who was playing for Ghana.




6. Frigg Oslo

Norwegian side who are named after the Norse goddess who was Odin's wife - but who can't help reminding you of Paul Gascoigne's famous message for the people of Norway.




7. Playtime Tigers

The Playtime Tiger Football Club are one of the five teams in the Grand Bahama Football League. During the regular season they came 5th place.




8. Semen Padang

Indonesian Premier Division champions, named after the local Semen cement firm. The hardness of their product is not in doubt.




9. Insurance Management Bears

Little know about this football club but what a great club name. If you know anything about them drop a comment below.




10. SC Feucht

Bavarian side whose name mirrors their attendances - they averaged 154 spectators per game in 2007/08.




11. Naughty Boys

Recently relegated to the Botswanana First Division South - meaning they do not have to play First Division North side Miscellaneous.




12. Always Ready

is a Bolivian football club from La Paz. Due to the jerseys the team is also known as Banda Roja, or the red band, due to the similar traits its uniform shares with the popular River Plate.




13. Destroyers

Club Destroyers is a football club from Santa Cruz, Bolivia currently playing at Santa Cruz Primera A, one of the second division regional leagues. The club was founded September 14, 1948, and they play their home games at the Estadio Ramón Tahuichi Aguilera. Destroyers has competed in the Liga de Fútbol Profesional Boliviano regularly in the past and last played in the top league in 2007




14. Deportivo Moron

Alma mater of Sevilla's Diego Perotti, the Buenos Aires side currently play in Argentina's Second Division - one level below Atletico Colon.




15. Hearts of Oak

Accra Hearts of Oak Sporting Club, commonly referred to as Hearts of Oak or just Hearts, is an association football club based in Accra, Ghana.




16. Golf Leopard

is a Sierra Leonean football club from Freetown, Sierra Leone. They currently play in the Sierra Leone National Premier League, the top football league in Sierra League.




17. w**kie FC

 Zimbabwean Premier League side who brought rare moments of comedy to Robert Mugabe's fiefdom before "pulling a w**kdorf" and changing their name to Hwange Colliery FC.




18. Newells Old Boys

Club Atlético Newell's Old Boys is a football club from Rosario, Argentina, founded in 1903. The club plays the Rosario derby against Rosario Central, a club with which it has a huge historical rivalry.




19. Total Big Bullets

Big Bullets is a Malawian football (soccer) club based in Blantyre and by unconfirmed statistics, Malawi’s popular football club and has dominated the country’s major soccer league, Malawi Premiere Division, since it was formed in 1986.




20. KFC Winterslag

Dutch side who merged with K. Waterschei S.V. Thor Genk in 1988 to become Racing Genk. Have won the Belgian league twice since.

[RobTheRover]

Răzvan Raț, West Ham

His brother, Roland, was a right player.

[Filo]

Răzvan Raț, West Ham

His brother, Roland, was a right player.

Virmin, the pair of them!

[RedRover45]

I think Ricky van Wolfwinkel will do well in the Premier. Saw him play for Utrecht three years ago and he played very well. Big, strong, clever tricks and very mobile.

[Milepostuk]

Anyone who might pay £25M for Rooney!

[BillyStubbsTears]

Wild Rover.
I knew most of them but there's some I'd never heard of.

Brilliant. Just had me spitting coffee all over me laptop.

Danger Fourpence! I used to know a lass in Denaby who had a tuppence that were quite dangerous. I wonder if she's related?

According to my old Football Handbooks, there were a player in Brazil in the 70s whose name translated as Bobby The Big Volkswagen.

[Drover]

For some reason,Michael Ballack has always tickled me.Plus when a manger leaves him out of a team,they can say "he's dropped a Ballack".

[Wild Rover]

Strangely, the one that tickled me was Norman Conquest. I definitely have a funny sense of humour.

[wilts rover]

Charlie Williams surely - the only one to go an and make a career as a comedian

[RedJ]

Dennis Souza was a f**king joke of a signing..

[Mr1Croft]

Yuri Zhirkov always looked an innocent name, but everyone pronounces it "Jerk Off".

As for Van Wolfswinkel, didn't he make one of the top 100 to watch list a few years ago as a rising star?

He is mint on football manager mind.

[glosterred]

Justin Jackson always makes me laugh

COYR

[BobG]

I spose Fatty Foulkes and Bert Trautmann might just sneak in the lower end of the list?

Absolutely cracking list Wild Rover. Where on Earth did you dig them all up? I liked Norman Conquest and Danger Fourpence too. Quim's pretty good while Creedance Clearwater Couto is just insane

Cheers

BobG

[nice one rovers]

Nw**kwo Kanu.

[nice one rovers]

Weird, wheres my w**k gone from Nw**kwo?

[RobTheRover]

Weird, wheres my w**k gone from Nw**kwo?

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[Wild Rover]

My Original list added to, with 20 strange club names, only 1 I recognise "Young Boys Berne".

[nice one rovers]

Weird, wheres my w**k gone from Nw**kwo?

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Well, I've tried that, & I am still without my w**ks.

[nice one rovers]

Right, I've got w**ks now. It looks like all my previous w**ks have gone for good though.

[jmt]

 .   http://www.ftbpro.com/posts/ian.stewart.palmer/123384/the-top-11-filthiest-football-player-names-ever

[IDM]

My Original list added to, with 20 strange club names, only 1 I recognise "Young Boys Berne".

Didn't see Scunthorpe in that list WR..???

[DMnumber4]

Justin Jackson always makes me laugh

COYR

Makes me cry!

No one has mentioned Swansea's latest recruit, Mr Bony.