Hi all

[Auntie_Merge]

Hello you lovely people

Just thought I'd drop by and say hello to you all and hope the news means you are not all going in one direction.... Back to the conference.

Seriously though, you must be looking forward to all those young screaming females at every game next season, hoping to catch a glimpse of their hero... The Pope

Good luck for the season ahead. Hope to see you all soon.

Love always
Mergie xxx

[RobTheRover]

Hi Mergie

How's the library game these days?

[Auntie_Merge]

Library game? you mean book publishing? Lots of redundancies and change at the moment. Am slightly on the fringes at the moment, but hope to be back in the fray soon.

How are things with you? 

[RobTheRover]

Library game? you mean book publishing? Lots of redundancies and change at the moment. Am slightly on the fringes at the moment, but hope to be back in the fray soon.

How are things with you? 

Library, Book publishing.  Its all the same, int it? 

Things are never dull being a Rovers fan you know.

[Dutch Uncle]

Good to hear from you again Auntie M

Any chance you could lose that Ampersand? It's the only difference between D&RFC and DRFC   

Good luck to the Daggers this season 

[Auntie_Merge]

@Rob - true. You've got a good memory.

@dutch uncle - hello sweetie, you mean you want me to come and support you as my proper team and leave my tinpot one behind? Great idea but I don't think you could cope with another shoutybags on the terraces (or are you all seater now?)

[Copps is Magic]

Wow, A fan coming on here who doesn't think we're tin-pot! What is this?

[wilts rover]

This is what it used to be like in the 'old' days.......now where's Boro on the South Downs and er, Carling

[Auntie_Merge]

Wow, A fan coming on here who doesn't think we're tin-pot! What is this?

A Daggers fan

I'm broke but I f I had the cash I would probably donate £35 to the crowd funding project to get my name on a permanent bit of the Keepmoat.

[not on facebook]

Wow, A fan coming on here who doesn't think we're tin-pot! What is this?

A Daggers fan

I'm broke but I f I had the cash I would probably donate £35 to the crowd funding project to get my name on a permanent bit of the Keepmoat.

Squeeze me tightly and kiss me quick

And i will pay the £35 for you

Only if you are a bint mind you

[Auntie_Merge]

Wow, A fan coming on here who doesn't think we're tin-pot! What is this?

A Daggers fan

I'm broke but I f I had the cash I would probably donate £35 to the crowd funding project to get my name on a permanent bit of the Keepmoat.

Squeeze me tightly and kiss me quick

And i will pay the £35 for you

Only if you are a bint mind you

Awww sweetie
Depends which definition of the word Bint you are using
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bint

[not on facebook]

Wow, A fan coming on here who doesn't think we're tin-pot! What is this?

A Daggers fan

I'm broke but I f I had the cash I would probably donate £35 to the crowd funding project to get my name on a permanent bit of the Keepmoat.

Squeeze me tightly and kiss me quick

And i will pay the £35 for you

Only if you are a bint mind you

Awww sweetie
Depends which definition of the word Bint you are using
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bint

Balls in Your court luv

[Auntie_Merge]

Balls in Your court luv

Best offer I've had all year.

[Muttley]

Well, there's a blast from the past!

Not seen the Pope round these parts for some time, I'm afraid AM - I'll pass on my regards next time I see him (although last I heard he was flying off to the New World for a bit of work)

[Sprotyrover]

Hello Auntie Merge...still keeping yer powder dry?

[Auntie_Merge]

Hello Auntie Merge...still keeping yer powder dry?

A lady never kisses and tells xxx

Well, there's a blast from the past!

Not seen the Pope round these parts for some time, I'm afraid AM - I'll pass on my regards next time I see him (although last I heard he was flying off to the New World for a bit of work)

Not worried about the Pope.  Last time I saw him he was no longer the sex kitten I once knew, and had let himself go a bit.  But do pass on my best wishes. 

[Muttley]

Not worried about the Pope.  Last time I saw him he was no longer the sex kitten I once knew, and had let himself go a bit.  But do pass on my best wishes. 

Sex kitten? You sure we're talking about the same person?!

[Auntie_Merge]

Not worried about the Pope.  Last time I saw him he was no longer the sex kitten I once knew, and had let himself go a bit.  But do pass on my best wishes. 

Sex kitten? You sure we're talking about the same person?!

At the time of the Conference Play Off final he was a sex kitten.  The last photos someone sent me of him, he did not look like the same man. shame.

[Muttley]

Not worried about the Pope.  Last time I saw him he was no longer the sex kitten I once knew, and had let himself go a bit.  But do pass on my best wishes. 

Sex kitten? You sure we're talking about the same person?!

At the time of the Conference Play Off final he was a sex kitten.  The last photos someone sent me of him, he did not look like the same man. shame.

You should have seen the photos we found in the glovebox of his XR2 on a trip to Gillingham once...

[BillyStubbsTears]

Hello Auntie Merge...still keeping yer powder dry?

A lady never kisses and tells xxx

Well, there's a blast from the past!

Not seen the Pope round these parts for some time, I'm afraid AM - I'll pass on my regards next time I see him (although last I heard he was flying off to the New World for a bit of work)

Not worried about the Pope.  Last time I saw him he was no longer the sex kitten I once knew, and had let himself go a bit.  But do pass on my best wishes. 

Phew!
Sex
Kitten
Play-off Final

 I thought I was rumbled for a while there. In mitigation, it WAS a rather taut affair that day, and after I'd gone through 60 Park Drive, a bottle of Bells and 20-odd Panadols, I found myself still in need of some stress relief before extra-time started.

[Herman Hessian]

hello - things are looking up - if we can only get sturdy, carlos, dangerous dave and attila the hun back on board, this place will be definitely improving...

[hoolahoop]

hello - things are looking up - if we can only get sturdy, carlos, dangerous dave and attila the hun back on board, this place will be definitely improving...

I think we will and many more if the VSC comes under siege HH

[dknward2]

Glad to see some of the old guard return if you lot had stayed some of the bull s**t on here wouldnt have got past page one as the wums and oddballs would have been shown the door early on

[RobTheRover]

Sturdy actually thought I was Carling, you know.  He thought it was a genius ruse to shake the forum up!

[Dagenham Rover]

Hey up Mergie  how's you? Good as can be I hope. It's about time we had some sense on here or are you just after a date with young Louis 

[robchester]

Good to see some of the posters with a sense of humour back.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Sturdy actually thought I was Carling, you know.  He thought it was a genius ruse to shake the forum up!

I assumed Sturdy was Carling. And Mad Mick

[The Red Baron]

Hello Auntie Merge...still keeping yer powder dry?

A lady never kisses and tells xxx

Well, there's a blast from the past!

Not seen the Pope round these parts for some time, I'm afraid AM - I'll pass on my regards next time I see him (although last I heard he was flying off to the New World for a bit of work)

Not worried about the Pope.  Last time I saw him he was no longer the sex kitten I once knew, and had let himself go a bit.  But do pass on my best wishes. 

Phew!
Sex
Kitten
Play-off Final

 I thought I was rumbled for a while there. In mitigation, it WAS a rather taut affair that day, and after I'd gone through 60 Park Drive, a bottle of Bells and 20-odd Panadols, I found myself still in need of some stress relief before extra-time started.

You are the Pope and I claim my £5. Greetings, Your Holiness. 

[The Red Baron]

Hey up Mergie  how's you? Good as can be I hope. It's about time we had some sense on here or are you just after a date with young Louis 

Nice to hear from you again, AM. If the doom-mongers on here are right we'll be seeing you again in 2015-16 as we spiral down to the Conference.

[Lesonthewest]

Bloody 'ell like turning the clock back this thread, what a change to read a bit of banter without the moaning & backbiting, great stuff.