Author Topic: Curtis Main song.. (Read 4066 times)

GazLaz · « on July 30, 2014, 04:55:29 pm by GazLaz »

It has to be to the time of "Purple Rain". Not got time to think of any words though.

« **on:** July 30, 2014, 04:55:29 pm »

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afro goal machine · « **Reply #1 on** July 30, 2014, 05:08:55 pm by afro goal machine »

To the tune of cypress hills 'insane in the brain'

insane is Curtis main
insane in da brain !!!

repeat 4x

easy !!!

Sheepskin Stu · « **Reply #2 on** July 30, 2014, 05:55:39 pm by Sheepskin Stu »

We only want to see you scoring, you're our Curtis Main...

AlexRover24 · « **Reply #3 on** July 30, 2014, 06:49:36 pm by AlexRover24 »

What about, ole ole Curtis Main Main Main?

BillyStubbsTears · « **Reply #4 on** July 30, 2014, 07:48:41 pm by BillyStubbsTears »

To the tune of The Rain in Spain from My Fair Lady.

Curtis Main scores nearly ev'ry game.

At least he'd better do, the Kitson.

keepmoatman · « **Reply #5 on** July 30, 2014, 07:55:51 pm by keepmoatman »

At least he'd better do, the Kitson.

pmsl

GazLaz · « **Reply #6 on** July 30, 2014, 08:10:16 pm by GazLaz »

I have to say the Purple Rain one is the best but I would wouldn't i!

PDX_Rover · « **Reply #7 on** July 30, 2014, 08:42:16 pm by PDX_Rover »

He's not Hatfield, He's Not Rosso
He's Curtis Main.

Sad-Rovers · « **Reply #8 on** July 30, 2014, 09:03:37 pm by Sad-Rovers »

Quote from: afro goal machine on July 30, 2014, 05:08:55 pm

To the tune of cypress hills 'insane in the brain'

insane is Curtis main
insane in da brain !!!

repeat 4x

easy !!!

That's what instantly popped into my head too!

Chris Black come back · « **Reply #9 on** July 30, 2014, 09:07:09 pm by Chris Black come back »

More likely is that if he doesn't score a hat trick in his first game then most of our half witted fanbase will give him his own song, along the lines of "boooooooooooooo gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim offfffffffffff Dickoooooov"

Donnyjim · « **Reply #10 on** July 30, 2014, 09:27:36 pm by Donnyjim »

11 goals in 116 games, doesn't warrant a song?

Sad-Rovers · « **Reply #11 on** July 30, 2014, 09:29:41 pm by Sad-Rovers »

One in ten, he only scores one in ten...

RedJ · « **Reply #12 on** July 30, 2014, 09:40:09 pm by RedJ »

He scores when he wants?

jonnydog · « **Reply #13 on** July 30, 2014, 10:56:06 pm by jonnydog »

Score in a brothel... He Couldn't score in a brothel!!

afro goal machine · « **Reply #14 on** July 30, 2014, 11:13:24 pm by afro goal machine »

Quote from: Sad-Rovers on July 30, 2014, 09:03:37 pm

Quote from: afro goal machine on July 30, 2014, 05:08:55 pm
To the tune of cypress hills 'insane in the brain'

insane is Curtis main
insane in da brain !!!

repeat 4x

easy !!!

That's what instantly popped into my head too!

great minds an all that ;-)

BillyStubbsTears · « **Reply #15 on** July 30, 2014, 11:22:35 pm by BillyStubbsTears »

Quote from: Donnyjim on July 30, 2014, 09:27:36 pm

11 goals in 116 games, doesn't warrant a song?

Revision to my earlier effort

Curtis Main scores nearly 1 in 10 games.

RedArmy · « **Reply #16 on** July 30, 2014, 11:22:58 pm by RedArmy »

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Billy Paynter Join us with 0 goals in 2 season at Leeds. Or it was poor I know that and look how he turned out, wasn't the best of players but knew where the net was. Became a fans favourite and we wouldn't of won the league if it wasn't for his goals.

RedJ · « **Reply #17 on** July 30, 2014, 11:27:12 pm by RedJ »

Quote from: RedArmy on July 30, 2014, 11:22:58 pm

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Billy Paynter Join us with 0 goals in 2 season at Leeds. Or it was poor I know that and look how he turned out, wasn't the best of players but knew where the net was. Became a fans favourite and we wouldn't of won the league if it wasn't for his goals.

To be fair he never really got a look in at Leeds because of firstly injury then Becchio's arrival.

On the other hand apparently Main's appearances have mainly been late sub cameos, so.. Although I've only got that off here so I'm not 100% on that.

RedArmy · « **Reply #18 on** July 30, 2014, 11:40:29 pm by RedArmy »

Quote from: RedJ on July 30, 2014, 11:27:12 pm

Quote from: RedArmy on July 30, 2014, 11:22:58 pm
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Billy Paynter Join us with 0 goals in 2 season at Leeds. Or it was poor I know that and look how he turned out, wasn't the best of players but knew where the net was. Became a fans favourite and we wouldn't of won the league if it wasn't for his goals.

To be fair he never really got a look in at Leeds because of firstly injury then Becchio's arrival.

On the other hand apparently Main's appearances have mainly been late sub cameos, so.. Although I've only got that off here so I'm not 100% on that.

I'm not sure myself but I think main got a few more starts last season before graham arrived?

Either way think he's a good signing.

Snods Shinpad 2 · « **Reply #19 on** July 30, 2014, 11:53:43 pm by Snods Shinpad 2 »

Curtis Main
I bet you think this song is about you
Cur-tis Maaa-aaain!
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you!
Don't you!

Sammy Chung was King · « *Last Edit: July 31, 2014, 02:13:07 am by Sammy Chung was King* »

''Curtis Main Your the Best Around Nothing's Ever Gonna Keep ya Down''=but only if he scores and he will don't worry about that

Off the topic a bit Husband made his debut tonight against Hartlepool,sounded like he had a good game,created a goal.

SoundbiteBarmyArmy · « **Reply #21 on** July 31, 2014, 08:58:24 am by SoundbiteBarmyArmy »

He's Curtis, Curtis Main
He's Curtis, Curtis Main
What a glorious feeling
He's scoring again.

Scooter · « **Reply #22 on** July 31, 2014, 08:59:05 am by Scooter »

Quote from: Chris Black come back on July 30, 2014, 09:07:09 pm

More likely is that if he doesn't score a hat trick in his first game then most of our half witted fanbase will give him his own song, along the lines of "boooooooooooooo gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim offfffffffffff Dickoooooov"

Ha that made me laugh out loud!

jonnydog · « **Reply #23 on** July 31, 2014, 09:00:20 am by jonnydog »

Quote from: SoundbiteBarmyArmy on July 31, 2014, 08:58:24 am

He's Curtis, Curtis Main
He's Curtis, Curtis Main
What a glorious feeling
He's scoring again.

This!

BillyStubbsTears · « **Reply #24 on** July 31, 2014, 09:46:51 am by BillyStubbsTears »

Quote from: SoundbiteBarmyArmy on July 31, 2014, 08:58:24 am

He's Curtis, Curtis Main
He's Curtis, Curtis Main
What a glorious feeling
He's scoring again.

I was thinking of something along the same lines.

Second verse.

He might be a hit.
He'll prob'bly be shit.
However he plays
There'll be some moaning git.

PDX_Rover · « **Reply #25 on** July 31, 2014, 09:53:50 am by PDX_Rover »

Curtis Main
Had a strange hobby
Collecting goals
Moonshine, he'll do fine...

Etc

DRNaith · « **Reply #26 on** July 31, 2014, 09:58:57 am by DRNaith »

(FAME)

Curtis Main (Main!) He's gonna live forever
He's gonna learn how t'fly (High)
We can see it coming together
People will see our pride
(Main!) He's gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame
(Main!) He's gonna live forever
Baby, remember he's Main
(Remember, remember, remember, remember)
(Remember, remember, remember, remember)

VivaRovers · « **Reply #27 on** July 31, 2014, 10:19:24 am by VivaRovers »

Quote from: Snods Shinpad 2 on July 30, 2014, 11:53:43 pm

Curtis Main
I bet you think this song is about you
Cur-tis Maaa-aaain!
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you!
Don't you!

Thread over! You'll not top this.
Its to the tune of 'You're so vain' for those who hadn't clocked it.

keyser_soze · « **Reply #28 on** July 31, 2014, 10:38:32 am by keyser_soze »

To the tune of Mr Vain by Culture Beat...

I know what I want and I want it now!
I want you, 'cause you're Curtis Main.

Sad-Rovers · « **Reply #29 on** July 31, 2014, 02:16:31 pm by Sad-Rovers »

Quote from: VivaRovers on July 31, 2014, 10:19:24 am

Quote from: Snods Shinpad 2 on July 30, 2014, 11:53:43 pm
Curtis Main
I bet you think this song is about you
Cur-tis Maaa-aaain!
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you!
Don't you!

Thread over! You'll not top this.
Its to the tune of 'You're so vain' for those who hadn't clocked it.

Correct. This NEEDS to happen...

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