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I have woken up, and I've woken into a nightmare. My pension fund will have lost thousands.My kids will be denied opportunities.Scotland will go its own way.And we will be left with the rump of a nation, tainted by racism.And we will have nasty little men like Give, Johnson and Farage running the country.It makes Serbia look like the promised land.So thank you to all those who have brought this on us.
I'm going to wake up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I'll run to the corner shop past all the British children who are laughing and squealing with excitement as they make a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting flutters everywhere and the man from the betting shop steps into the street - "guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes and Red Rum won The Grand National again and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!"The red arrows fly overhead dropping fish and chips as I walk into the corner shop, get my morning paper and go to the counter. "how much please?" I say to the Asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughs, "leave it on the counter, I'm off back to Pakistan - we all are!"And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage is leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - Turks, Poles, Romanians, Syrians - there's even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! Nigel's playing Rule Britannia on a long pipe, rather like the pipe that takes the gas into your oven, and they're all following and smiling and talking foreign, bless them! Then Osborne comes out of the Employment Offices and shouts "Hey folks, look, we have created so many jobs we've eradicated unemployment entirely. We can sell more abroad and you can all have the job you want and at better wages too". The Bank Manager appears in the bank doorway and tells the masses that "The housing crisis is over, in fact we've got a surplus so come and get a cheap mortgage now".Just then Boris flies overhead in a Concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughs "It's better because I've cut out all the bits the French made!" And with that he crashes into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing f**kwits who fell for the exit bullshit.
Quote from: Not Now Kato on June 23, 2016, 06:57:10 pm I'm going to wake up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I'll run to the corner shop past all the British children who are laughing and squealing with excitement as they make a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting flutters everywhere and the man from the betting shop steps into the street - "guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes and Red Rum won The Grand National again and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!"The red arrows fly overhead dropping fish and chips as I walk into the corner shop, get my morning paper and go to the counter. "how much please?" I say to the Asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughs, "leave it on the counter, I'm off back to Pakistan - we all are!"And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage is leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - Turks, Poles, Romanians, Syrians - there's even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! Nigel's playing Rule Britannia on a long pipe, rather like the pipe that takes the gas into your oven, and they're all following and smiling and talking foreign, bless them! Then Osborne comes out of the Employment Offices and shouts "Hey folks, look, we have created so many jobs we've eradicated unemployment entirely. We can sell more abroad and you can all have the job you want and at better wages too". The Bank Manager appears in the bank doorway and tells the masses that "The housing crisis is over, in fact we've got a surplus so come and get a cheap mortgage now".Just then Boris flies overhead in a Concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughs "It's better because I've cut out all the bits the French made!" And with that he crashes into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing f**kwits who fell for the exit bullshit. What a load of shit, grow some balls.
Is Corbin going to follow suit after all he campaigned to stay in as well.
Quote from: darren61 on June 24, 2016, 09:13:21 amQuote from: Not Now Kato on June 23, 2016, 06:57:10 pm I'm going to wake up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I'll run to the corner shop past all the British children who are laughing and squealing with excitement as they make a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting flutters everywhere and the man from the betting shop steps into the street - "guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes and Red Rum won The Grand National again and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!"The red arrows fly overhead dropping fish and chips as I walk into the corner shop, get my morning paper and go to the counter. "how much please?" I say to the Asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughs, "leave it on the counter, I'm off back to Pakistan - we all are!"And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage is leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - Turks, Poles, Romanians, Syrians - there's even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! Nigel's playing Rule Britannia on a long pipe, rather like the pipe that takes the gas into your oven, and they're all following and smiling and talking foreign, bless them! Then Osborne comes out of the Employment Offices and shouts "Hey folks, look, we have created so many jobs we've eradicated unemployment entirely. We can sell more abroad and you can all have the job you want and at better wages too". The Bank Manager appears in the bank doorway and tells the masses that "The housing crisis is over, in fact we've got a surplus so come and get a cheap mortgage now".Just then Boris flies overhead in a Concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughs "It's better because I've cut out all the bits the French made!" And with that he crashes into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing f**kwits who fell for the exit bullshit. What a load of shit, grow some balls.robbed off Facebook. Not his own work
Quote from: LongbridgeMGRover on June 24, 2016, 05:01:55 amI have woken up, and I've woken into a nightmare. My pension fund will have lost thousands.My kids will be denied opportunities.Scotland will go its own way.And we will be left with the rump of a nation, tainted by racism.And we will have nasty little men like Give, Johnson and Farage running the country.It makes Serbia look like the promised land.So thank you to all those who have brought this on us. You seem to be able to see the future in great detail, any chance you can see the winning lottery numbers in your crystal ball? Ain't that the truth. Thanks a lot Brexit voters........ NOT.
We've got our country back, we've got our country back,we've got our country back,we've got our country back,we've got our country back,we've got our country back,we've got our country back,we've got our country back,we've got our country back,we've got our country back,we've got our country back,we've got our country back,etc
One thing is for sure, UEFA will make sure we don't win the Euros now.There will be a referees meeting tomorrow morning.....
Quote from: drfchound on June 24, 2016, 11:53:37 amOne thing is for sure, UEFA will make sure we don't win the Euros now.There will be a referees meeting tomorrow morning........ and we'll be out of Eurovision as well !
Quote from: Not Now Kato on June 24, 2016, 10:18:28 amQuote from: LongbridgeMGRover on June 24, 2016, 05:01:55 amI have woken up, and I've woken into a nightmare. My pension fund will have lost thousands.My kids will be denied opportunities.Scotland will go its own way.And we will be left with the rump of a nation, tainted by racism.And we will have nasty little men like Give, Johnson and Farage running the country.It makes Serbia look like the promised land.So thank you to all those who have brought this on us. You seem to be able to see the future in great detail, any chance you can see the winning lottery numbers in your crystal ball? Ain't that the truth. Thanks a lot Brexit voters........ NOT.
I f**king despair. ANYONE who thinks that a Govt run by Johnson, Gove, IDS and Grayling is going to do ANYTHING for Doncaster and the problems in Doncaster wants taking to a big dog.What the f**k do you think is going to come out of this?