Be funny if...

[BillyStubbsTears]

Be funny if Liverpool win nowt.

[Pancho Regan]

Hahahaha

[BillyStubbsTears]

Sorry Pancho.

I see Liverpool got knocked out.

[Colin C No.3]

But they will be back to contest the Champions League next season as Champions of the Premiership.....or in doing so does that still constitute them winning ‘nowt’ (to use one of your many parochial phrases).

Aye, must be reight  ‘ard to reconcile your working class roots with the all knowing, worldly wise oracle you seem to perceive yourself to be now on all topics be it football, politics or viral diseases.

I bow to your superior knowledge & stance on world events & take solace in Liverpool’s exit from this years Champions League knowing that it has given such a ‘wise old bird’ as yourself pleasure in being able yet again to seek an opportunity to attempt to goad/belittle a poster with your wit & repartee.

No doubt you’ll be going to bed on the back of that ‘put down’ to Pancho Regan with a reight reccy on.....to steal your jargon.

Note I’m posting this before your 1.30 a.m. ‘cut off point’.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Colin.

Response to your first sentence.

I'm sure they will be back next year. And I've enjoyed watching bits of them on the telly this year. And I don't often say that about PL sides.

But surely, you'd have to admit, it WOULD be funny if they win nowt?

The rest of your post, I'm not going to respond to, other than to say I just hope you're a Liverpool supporter and I've upset you inadvertently as a result. Because if you've got upset with me to this extent over this post without that context then frankly, it's disturbing.

[Colin C No.3]

Colin.

Response to your first sentence.

I'm sure they will be back next year. And I've enjoyed watching bits of them on the telly this year. And I don't often say that about PL sides.

But surely, you'd have to admit, it WOULD be funny if they win nowt?

The rest of your post, I'm not going to respond to, other than to say I just hope you're a Liverpool supporter and I've upset you inadvertently as a result. Because if you've got upset with me to this extent over this post without that context then frankly, it's disturbing.

Ee by gum lad, don’t tek on so.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Fascinating how folk from Donny feel the need to point out folk from Donny talking how folk from Donny talk.

There used to be someone on here years ago who got really upset every time I said "Satdi" or "Nah then" or "Ahl tell thi".

Quite bizarre. I talk like that. Why wouldn't I type like that?

[nightporter]

Trouble with that though is there  are somethings you Kitson say.

[BillyStubbsTears]

I wonder if it'll let me say I grew up in Denaby and Cunny.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Apparently so.

[MachoMadness]

Trouble with that though is there  are somethings you Kitson say.

Went out with someone from darn Sarf once. Mortally offended her parents first time I met them because of that. Kitson believe it!

[BillyStubbsTears]

You Kitson make it up.

After the Leeds match at Wembley, I went back to pick up the family from my mother-in-law's in Reading. Had my Rovers shirt on. There was a bloke looking like a shifaced Phil Daniels with a Leeds shirt on staggering through the forecourt. He clocked me from 100 yards away and shouted in choice cockney, "Caaaaaaarrrrrrrnnnnntttt."

I shouted back, "Brian or Immanuel?"

[idler]

You Kitson make it up.

After the Leeds match at Wembley, I went back to pick up the family from my mother-in-law's in Reading. Had my Rovers shirt on. There was a bloke looking like a shifaced Phil Daniels with a Leeds shirt on staggering through the forecourt. He clocked me from 100 yards away and shouted in choice cockney, "Caaaaaaarrrrrrrnnnnntttt."

I shouted back, "Brian or Immanuel?"

You should have shouted back. "No it's Leeds that can't".

[Bentley Bullet]

A similar thing happened to us before the play-off final at Wembley. We asked a Cockney bloke who turned out to be a L**ds fan where was the best place to park and we spent over an hour looking for Far Corfe.

[sheffield exile1]

Colin.

Response to your first sentence.

I'm sure they will be back next year. And I've enjoyed watching bits of them on the telly this year. And I don't often say that about PL sides.

But surely, you'd have to admit, it WOULD be funny if they win nowt?

The rest of your post, I'm not going to respond to, other than to say I just hope you're a Liverpool supporter and I've upset you inadvertently as a result. Because if you've got upset with me to this extent over this post without that context then frankly, it's disturbing.

Ee by gum lad, don’t tek on so.

Andy, he has obviously never been to the Blue Room in the Drum on a SATDI NEET to see the bands so ignore his piss take of our part of the world mate... nuff said and if you don't know what we are on about you have never been down Denaby...humour bypass for some on here!!

[Colin C No.3]

Your part of the world?

Born in a pre-fab (you might be be of an age where you have to look up what that is), in Dunscroft.

Bath night (ahh..not this old un) yep, tin bath in front of coal fire, me & our kid, 4 & 2 years old together after big sis had been in first.

Winter nights snuggled up under t’eider down, waking up to ice formed on t’inside of bedroom windows.

Your part of the world?

 What era did that start in? Carpets or Lino? Fridge or cold shelf in t’pantry?
New clothes or pass ons/pass downs from neighbours, cousins, gawd knows where? Trainers or plimsoles? Ibiza or Brid? Detention or cane/ruler? School trips abroad or to a youth hostel in Saltburn?

Na then, a waint blather on. But sithee, reckon ave earned reight to ‘use’ me Yorkshire tongue as ‘n wen a sees fit.

Left Donny 30+ years ago. Made my life elsewhere as & when I felt it best to move on, move ‘up’. If I’d stayed in Donny, t’were Plant or pit beckoned.

So you’re right in only one aspect. I don’t frequent Donny pubs on a Satdi neet. But from working & living in London to Newcastle & now making my life some 75 miles ‘from home’, the one constant for me has been my Rovers.

First season ticket at Belle Vue as a bairn in the late sixties & a season ticket holder now at The Keepmoat in my mid sixties.

Mek onnit wot tha will.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Od on Scawsby. Wot's tha duin' likin' yon post?

Ah thought tha'd said ' tin baths wor got rid oh bi 1920?

[Bentley Bullet]

Dunt know abart Drum in Denaby, but 'Drum in Bentley war lively on a Satdy neet befower it war knocked darn. Them wert daze befower Kitson worran adjective.

 There war some raight C***s abart back in them daze.

[BobG]

I used to enjoy this forum. Sad so many folk need spoon feeding these days.

BobG

[graingrover]

This has become a very nasty place again and I know one or two people on here who are unrecognisable from their real life characters .

[Bentley Bullet]

This has become a very nasty place again and I know one or two people on here who are unrecognisable from their real life characters .

Yep, BST's not as good looking in real life as his character on here! 

[belton rover]

I used to enjoy this forum. Sad so many folk need spoon feeding these days.

BobG

I think what Bob is trying to say is this:
‘Appen wunce this forrum were alreet. It’s a bugger yers all want babbying now tha nos - not like when I worra lad I tell thee.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Belton.

6/10 for effort.

A few things to brush up on.


- "Wunce"? This is not Emmerdale land!
- "Alreet"? Ditto. It rhymes with "late" not "eat".
 - "Now"? It's "Nah". D'oh.
- "Yers"? Where does that "s" come from? It's like someone has let Chris Waddle into the conversation.
- "Thee". Far too elongated a vowel. "Thi". Clipped and almost spat out.

You have potential but these are sloppy mistakes.

[bahrain rover]

BST, I would agree with most of that. Being from West Yorkshire, for me it would be more like;
‘Si-thi tha-nos this forum were alreyt. It’s a sod thy all want pandering now tha-nos - not like when I worra lad I tell thi.

[belton rover]

Belton.

6/10 for effort.

A few things to brush up on.


- "Wunce"? This is not Emmerdale land!
- "Alreet"? Ditto. It rhymes with "late" not "eat".
 - "Now"? It's "Nah". D'oh.
- "Yers"? Where does that "s" come from? It's like someone has let Chris Waddle into the conversation.
- "Thee". Far too elongated a vowel. "Thi". Clipped and almost spat out.

You have potential but these are sloppy mistakes.

Billy
I think it’s probably because I no longer live in the heart of South Yorkshire. I’m now closer to Scunthorpe than Donny, so I suppose it’s inevitable that I would lose some of my working class, Yorkshire dialect. Since I moved here I have never seen a whippet and they all use standard English in Scunny - not like you Yorkshire plebs.

[adamtherover]

Belton.

6/10 for effort.

A few things to brush up on.


- "Wunce"? This is not Emmerdale land!
- "Alreet"? Ditto. It rhymes with "late" not "eat".
 - "Now"? It's "Nah". D'oh.
- "Yers"? Where does that "s" come from? It's like someone has let Chris Waddle into the conversation.
- "Thee". Far too elongated a vowel. "Thi". Clipped and almost spat out.

You have potential but these are sloppy mistakes.

Billy
I think it’s probably because I no longer live in the heart of South Yorkshire. I’m now closer to Scunthorpe than Donny, so I suppose it’s inevitable that I would lose some of my working class, Yorkshire dialect. Since I moved here I have never seen a whippet and they all use standard English in Scunny - not like you Yorkshire plebs.

you speak different, but gain an extra digit on the left hand! Pros and cons I suppose....

[Colemans Left Hook]

Yeah we did used to have a lot of humour on here.

Now we get threads like this one.

funny thing is the same poster above also posted this below

  how dou spell hippokrit ????

Yeah but what if Liverpool win nowt?
That would be so funny!

apologies time to BST me thinks .......   time to turn the clocks forward ?

[keyser_soze]

I used to enjoy this forum. Sad so many folk need spoon feeding these days.

BobG

BobG you have NEVER enjoyed this forum. I remember you rage quitting it (15-20 years ago?) when Wroey and YAURS got called out, and that was before rage quitting was even a thing!

[idler]

I remember when you were one of the usual suspects on here keyser.
Did you get a bit fed up as well?

[keyser_soze]

Working from home got me reaching out for all the human interaction i can get already!