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BillyStubbsTears

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Be funny if...
« on March 07, 2020, 12:57:06 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
Liverpool ended up winning nowt.



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NewDonny

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« Reply #1 on March 07, 2020, 01:12:40 pm by NewDonny »
Liverpool ended up winning nowt.

Well thats highly unlikely isn't it don't you think.

afro goal machine

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« Reply #2 on March 07, 2020, 01:20:01 pm by afro goal machine »
Liverpool ended up winning nowt.

Well thats highly unlikely isn't it don't you think.

But it would be funny ???

BillyStubbsTears

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« Reply #3 on March 07, 2020, 01:21:11 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
Liverpool ended up winning nowt.

Well thats highly unlikely isn't it don't you think.

No. I fully expect it to happen of course.

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« Reply #4 on March 07, 2020, 01:25:02 pm by phil old leake »
Might if premiership and government cancel the football season and horse racing events

Paddy power to go bust

IDM

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« Reply #5 on March 07, 2020, 01:34:47 pm by IDM »
They’ll play behind closed doors first..

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« Reply #6 on March 07, 2020, 06:02:51 pm by firestarter »
They’ve already won 2 trophies this season

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Be funny if...
« Reply #7 on March 07, 2020, 06:32:31 pm by BillyStubbsTears »

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« Reply #8 on March 07, 2020, 06:49:44 pm by stuey »
In answer to the original post, yes, it would be f**king hilarious

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« Reply #9 on March 07, 2020, 06:53:21 pm by knockers »
Why?🤷🏻‍♂️

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« Reply #10 on March 07, 2020, 06:58:15 pm by Padge_DRFC »
Scouse bas**rd

NewDonny

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« Reply #11 on March 07, 2020, 07:15:28 pm by NewDonny »
Liverpool ended up winning nowt.

Are you just on a fishing expedition or just plainly deluded, the EPL is all over, Liverpool will be crowned Champions, no question about it, but you keep on thinking otherwise lol.







Not going to happen.

No!?! You reckon?

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« Reply #12 on March 07, 2020, 08:13:56 pm by drfchound »
Liverpool ended up winning nowt.















Not going to happen.

No!?! You reckon?







Absolutely BST, do you think that Man City, or ludicrously someone else, are going to make up that points difference.
And don’t tell me that the virus is going to cause the season to be abandoned.

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« Reply #13 on March 07, 2020, 08:31:58 pm by Superspy »
If anybody ever wanted proof that either it's hard to convey tone in text form, or that people just don't get sarcasm, this thread is it.

BillyStubbsTears

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« Reply #14 on March 07, 2020, 10:52:20 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
If anybody ever wanted proof that either it's hard to convey tone in text form, or that people just don't get sarcasm, this thread is it.

Thank you SS.

The original post was a (well I thought so) humorous way of commenting on the fact that the previously unbeatable Liverpool had just lost 3 out of four, laboured to beat West Ham in the fourth of those and were behind against Bournemouth.

It's rather surprising that anyone would actually believe I really think Liverpool aren't going to win the League. They could probably play me on the left wing for the rest of the season and still win the title.

Interesting study material in how internet arguments spring up, mind.

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« Reply #15 on March 07, 2020, 11:11:55 pm by drfchound »
If anybody ever wanted proof that either it's hard to convey tone in text form, or that people just don't get sarcasm, this thread is it.

Thank you SS.

The original post was a (well I thought so) humorous way of commenting on the fact that the previously unbeatable Liverpool had just lost 3 out of four, laboured to beat West Ham in the fourth of those and were behind against Bournemouth.

It's rather surprising that anyone would actually believe I really think Liverpool aren't going to win the League. They could probably play me on the left wing for the rest of the season and still win the title.

Interesting study material in how internet arguments spring up, mind.







Yeah, because it really came over that way BST (not actually).

BillyStubbsTears

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« Reply #16 on March 07, 2020, 11:20:44 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
Hound.

Let me get this right. You read my post and you actually thought that I reckon it's possible that Man City will make up 25 points on Liverpool in the last 11 games?

Strange, in the light of some of our other interactions. You've frequently started from the position if assuming I'm deliberately deceiving when I'm actually being serious and honest. Then when I say something that is so bizarre only an idiot would say it, you assume I'm being serious.

God help us when we all have to self isolate and there's no non-verbal communication at all.

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« Reply #17 on March 07, 2020, 11:28:10 pm by rtid88 »
Why would you even put the thread on if you didn't want to start a debate or an argument on the matter though??
Its like someone putting a sad face on Facebook because they are seeking attention.... Just saying.

BillyStubbsTears

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« Reply #18 on March 07, 2020, 11:47:37 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
It was a humorous allusion to the fact that Liverpool have previously let slip strong positions in their hunt for the title.

We used to have quite a lot of humour on here, back in the day.

I wasn't looking to start either a debate OR an argument. I couldn't help responding sarcastically when ND and Hound weighed in. Bad BST...BAD!

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« Reply #19 on March 08, 2020, 12:11:53 am by Pancho Regan »
Yeah we did used to have a lot of humour on here.

Now we get threads like this one.

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« Reply #20 on March 08, 2020, 12:15:02 am by NewDonny »
If anybody ever wanted proof that either it's hard to convey tone in text form, or that people just don't get sarcasm, this thread is it.

Thank you SS.

The original post was a (well I thought so) humorous way of commenting on the fact that the previously unbeatable Liverpool had just lost 3 out of four, laboured to beat West Ham in the fourth of those and were behind against Bournemouth.

It's rather surprising that anyone would actually believe I really think Liverpool aren't going to win the League. They could probably play me on the left wing for the rest of the season and still win the title.

Interesting study material in how internet arguments spring up, mind.

Sorry, but it really didn't BST.

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« Reply #21 on March 08, 2020, 12:21:35 am by RoversAlias »
I just think the OP is a bit of a swing and a miss to be honest. It doesn't really read as an attempt at humour but of course we all see things differently when it comes to comedy. I also think it is well known we have some Liverpool fans among us on the board and so that can exacerbate things.

Liverpool are a terrific team who will deservedly win the league in addition to the Club World Cup they've already won this season. I don't like them but I do like watching them when they're on it. I'd say the same about Leeds (whom I hate) if not for their general attitude as a club and staff, as they too play some great stuff and look very, very likely to be going up to the Premier League this season.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2020, 02:19:21 am by RoversAlias »

BillyStubbsTears

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« Reply #22 on March 08, 2020, 12:32:34 am by BillyStubbsTears »
Really sorry folks. Entirely my mistake.

If I had my time over again, I'd have put up a post saying. "Liverpool are losing again but I still think they'll probably win the title."

That would have avoided a lot of heartache.

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« Reply #23 on March 08, 2020, 12:40:52 am by Bentley Bullet »
BST, I can only empathise. It is a very tough crowd on here these days.

BillyStubbsTears

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« Reply #24 on March 08, 2020, 12:43:13 am by BillyStubbsTears »
You and me against the lot of em BB.

Pancho Regan

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« Reply #25 on March 08, 2020, 12:43:48 am by Pancho Regan »
Really sorry folks. Entirely my mistake.

If I had my time over again, I'd have put up a post saying. "Liverpool are losing again but I still think they'll probably win the title."

That would have avoided a lot of heartache.

Or maybe just not bothered?

Bentley Bullet

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« Reply #26 on March 08, 2020, 12:47:20 am by Bentley Bullet »
You and me against the lot of em BB.

Stick with me mate, we'll go far!

BillyStubbsTears

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« Reply #27 on March 08, 2020, 12:51:05 am by BillyStubbsTears »
Really sorry folks. Entirely my mistake.

If I had my time over again, I'd have put up a post saying. "Liverpool are losing again but I still think they'll probably win the title."

That would have avoided a lot of heartache.

Or maybe just not bothered?

Aye. Not talk about football on the football pages of a football forum. I'm with you.

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« Reply #28 on March 08, 2020, 01:34:57 am by Colin C No.3 »
I’m starting to get the impression that you’re at that time in your life when (sad as it is), you post for the sake of it.

Want my advice (probably not because these days you’re so far up your own a**e you can’t see it), if you have nothing to say, then don’t say it.

Furthermore, don’t then go on & attempt to ‘justify’ such posts by alluding that they were meant as a joke & anyone who thought otherwise were not only ‘guilty’ of taking your bite, but we’re fools or worse in doing so because it ultimately gives you no credence or gravitas in fact, it goes as far as to belittle & indeed undermine past & future posts you deem to make.

But hey ho, you’ll know doubt come back at me with some sharp quip which will no doubt leave ‘your followers’ salivating at ‘Their Masters’ repost but you know what Billy, sometimes your posts are aimed so far above what you clearly believe to be ‘the mediocrity’, they actually throw a light onto your own sad inadequacies.

Then again, I only ever achieved the bare minimum with regards to academic achievement so what the eff do I know?




 

BillyStubbsTears

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« Reply #29 on March 08, 2020, 01:39:04 am by BillyStubbsTears »
Well, this one has spiralled WELL out of control. I'm out.

 

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