What's The Best Village In Doncaster?

[Bentley Bullet]

Or should that be What's The Second Best, after Bentley?

Does, for instance, Thorne, where the only carbon footprint contribution is the church has an unleaded roof, rock your boat?

Or maybe Scawsby, where they think TV's Antiques Roadshow is Tomorrows World?

Or maybe Askern, where they keep their money safe under the mattress because burglars never check the garden?

Or maybe a beautiful, unspoilt, chocolate box village, like Bentley?

[belton rover]

Bentley folk really are like a box of chocolates.
You spot one that looks really hard but they’re actually as soft as shit.

[River Don]

Is Bentley a village?

More a suburb or small semi-aquatic town, periodically disappearing beneath the waters of the Don. Doncasters very own Atlantis.

[Bentley Bullet]

....Or a place named after what you have to hold your trousers up.

Like Belton.

[Bentley Bullet]

Is Bentley a village?

More a suburb or small semi-aquatic town, periodically disappearing beneath the waters of the Don. Doncasters very own Atlantis.

Ah, you mean Doncaster's very own Venice!

[River Don]

How about Austerfield that once sent out religious zealots full of puritanical zeal with the ambition to subdue the American continent? Doncasters very own Mecca.

[River Don]

Adwick le Street, where in the local church can be seen the Stars and Stripes shield of the Washington family, that inspired the American national flag and the family that once provided the American president?

It seems Doncasterians have Some inate desire to try and run America.

[IDM]

If Doncaster were to have an enema, where would they stick the tube, eh BB.??

[SydneyRover]

Austerfield could have a claim to fame for the best village, known around the world?

[DonnyOsmond]

Or should that be What's The Second Best, after Bentley?

Does, for instance, Thorne, where the only carbon footprint contribution is the church has an unleaded roof, rock your boat?

Or maybe Scawsby, where they think TV's Antiques Roadshow is Tomorrows World?

Or maybe Askern, where they keep their money safe under the mattress because burglars never check the garden?

Or maybe a beautiful, unspoilt, chocolate box village, like Bentley?

Wrong side of the bridge for starters.

[Donnywolf]

....Or a place named after what you have to hold your trousers up.

Like Belton.

... and Brace-waite ?

[Bentley Bullet]

If Doncaster were to have an enema, where would they stick the tube, eh BB.??

Well, for diplomacy I think I'll have to cheat a bit and declare that the arsehole of the town in postcode terms is in Scunthorpe.

[SydneyRover]

Does Sheffield count as a Donny village?

[Bentley Bullet]

Or should that be What's The Second Best, after Bentley?

Does, for instance, Thorne, where the only carbon footprint contribution is the church has an unleaded roof, rock your boat?

Or maybe Scawsby, where they think TV's Antiques Roadshow is Tomorrows World?

Or maybe Askern, where they keep their money safe under the mattress because burglars never check the garden?

Or maybe a beautiful, unspoilt, chocolate box village, like Bentley?

Wrong side of the bridge for starters.

Bentley is on the side of the bridge that is North of the river. When industry from South uncaringly polluted the water, the Northside had barriers to stop locals falling into the scummy water.

The Southside had springboards.

 

[Monkcaster_Rover]

Edenthorpe.

Thanks for coming.

[Axholme Lion]

If Doncaster were to have an enema, where would they stick the tube, eh BB.??

Well, for diplomacy I think I'll have to cheat a bit and declare that the arsehole of the town in postcode terms is in Scunthorpe.

Scunny is full of toothless, tramp shagging inbreds. Thank God for the River Trent.

[ravenrover]

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you..........
Highfields - the land time forgot

[Filo]

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you..........
Highfields - the land time forgot

Jesus Christ I dropped off there the other day, thought I’d stumbled into a 1920’s film set

[sha66y]

Carcroft The largest open prison in Donny

[Bentley Bullet]

Edenthorpe.

Thanks for coming.

Don't forget to wipe your feet


 on the way out.

[Axholme Lion]

Branton, Blaxton, Burghwallis, Cadeby are all quite nice as far as I know.

[donnyallday]

I'm astonished Edlington hasn't been mentioned.

1. Launderette still accepts green shield stamps

2. Spare parts are aplenty regarding vauxhall viva/ allegro's.

3. Heroin is way cheaper.

4. pound shop is cheaper.

5. Outsiders can walk into the dentist and treated without waiting in a queue.

I rest my case, please visit and prove me wrong.

[tommy toes]

Armthorpe...a boon for car spotters.
Gridlocked all day.

[Filo]

Armthorpe...a boon for car spotters.
Gridlocked all day.

Only if you go down the main road

[Axholme Lion]

West Butterwick.

Sorry wrong county.

[Bentley Bullet]

Back in the day mining villages folk had cut-down names for their local pits. For instance, Brodsworth pit was known as Broddy pit, Rossington pit was known as Rosso pit. Edlington pit was called Edlo pit etc.

Arm pit, however, was considered too near the knuckle for Armthorpe folk.

[belton rover]

If Doncaster were to have an enema, where would they stick the tube, eh BB.??

Well, for diplomacy I think I'll have to cheat a bit and declare that the arsehole of the town in postcode terms is in Scunthorpe.

Scunny is full of toothless, tramp shagging inbreds. Thank God for the River Trent.

Oi! Mrs Belton’s from Scunny and she’s still got one or two teeth left!

Your other points are fair enough.

[Axholme Lion]

If Doncaster were to have an enema, where would they stick the tube, eh BB.??

Well, for diplomacy I think I'll have to cheat a bit and declare that the arsehole of the town in postcode terms is in Scunthorpe.

Scunny is full of toothless, tramp shagging inbreds. Thank God for the River Trent.

Oi! Mrs Belton’s from Scunny and she’s still got one or two teeth left!

Your other points are fair enough.

Ha ha. Sorry mate. She must be ok if she's seen the light and come over the water. Seriously though how grim is Scunny. If you walk through Donny and find it depressing just take a trip to Scunny to prove that things could be worse.

[Not Now Kato]

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you..........
Highfields - the land time forgot

My Dad used to call it 'the land that God forgot'.

[Axholme Lion]

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you..........
Highfields - the land time forgot

My Dad used to call it 'the land that God forgot'.

Can you still buy a house there for a grand?