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Apparently Ryan Air are going to start charging for emotional baggage.
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L**ds United fans. Save money on expensive new kits by simply strapping a large fake penis to your forehead.
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Went to the doctor’s this morning.
He said, “let’s talk about your weight”
I said, “yes, nearly half a bloody hour”.
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Now that I’ve sold off my entire Dusty Springfield record collection, I just don’t know what to do with my shelf
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Window cleaner woke me up this morning, screaming and shouting.........he'd completely lost his rag
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Yesterday, my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I accidentally gave her the super glue. Would you believe, she's still not talking to me.
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During a tour of HMS Victory, a French visitor asked "Are those the cannon balls that were fired in the battle of Trafalgar?"
The tour guide replied "No Madame, your navy still has those".
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