raoul moat stand off

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sounds like mr moat is in a bit of a pickle

laid on ground now with his own gun too his head, armed police
here and there having a good chin wag with moat

so what will the outcome be blood snot and brains as moat pulls the trigger on him sen?

or a police talk down,then moat will come out crying like a propper one?

if this was in america it the whole thing would be going out
'live' across numerous channels and the yanks would have more than likely nuked moat by now in the meantime taking out half
the armed police in friendly fire in the process.at us brits have class on that front

one thing for sure with news crews been so close if any guns are fired you will hear it.

[Mark DRFC]

cant see it ending anytime soon either, its going to be a long night

[I-was-there1976]

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sky news just keep on going over the same stuff and getting
a tad less watchable

think i will put a brew on

want to turn the tv station over but i cant find the

'roaul moat controll'

[RobTheRover]

Gazza has been brought in now.  Apparently he's a friend of Raoul Moat.

It'll all end in tears....



















...and probably false breasts too.

[Bentley Bullet]

The heavy police presence will Keep-Moat on his toes.

[Thinwhiteduke]

oslorovers wrote:

so what will the outcome be blood snot and brains as moat pulls the trigger on him sen?

I doubt he, he doesnt have the b*llocks to take his own life.

oslorovers wrote:

or a police talk down,then moat will come out crying like a propper one?

More thank likely. For saying he was gonna take a load of Coppers down, it appears he's all talk and no action.

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fcuk me GAZZA is turning up witha food parcel now

what on earth is this moats last supper

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if moat should shot his head off or police have to shot him infront of gazza

how will this effect gazza in the long run


john mcCririck will turn up next to run a book on when or if moat eats lead

[RobTheRover]

Its turning onto a bizarre episode of Big Vern, this.

Roger Mellie will be presenting Sky News next..

Roger : \"And now I've been granted a live interview with Raoul Moat!  So, Raoul, who else do you think might have rattled your girlfriend while you wefe doing bird?\"

BLAMM!

Roger : \"f**k me, Tom. Better go back to the studio!\"

[GM-MarkB]

Gazza was apparently interviewed on a local Radio station somewhat 'intoxicated' with much of his speech 'uninteligible'

No way  

[5minstogo]

GM-MarkB wrote:

Gazza was apparently interviewed on a local Radio station somewhat 'intoxicated' with much of his speech 'uninteligible'

No way  

Way.  

[RobTheRover]

Apparently Gazza said \"You're my mate, you are!  My best mate!  I bloody love you, man!\"

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so he is holed up near a storm drain its now pitch black
so if police dont get moat you can bet your last dollar
that them flying miggets will bite the hell out of moat

[RobTheRover]

There will only be a skeleton left by morning.

Anyone running a book on when this will all be over?  I'll have a quid on 4.55pm on Sunday.

[Wellington Vaults]

This will be giving Gazza all sort of ideas.

Perhaps he'll team up with Lauren Laverne to embark on a Bonny and Clyde style spree of armed raids on branches of Northern Rock in rural Northumberland, before holeing up in the Baltic Centre.  There, he will await his fate, gorging on Pease Pudding and Newcy Brown whilst listening to Lindisfarne CDs, before donning Kevlar-lined bullet-proof fake breasts to walk out into a valiant, but ultimately doomed, flintlock pistol duel with the wild-haired Sue Sim.

His body will then be manhandled above the heads of his adoring acolytes around the streets of the Bigg Market, before being laid to rest on the bridge of the Tuxedo Princess, which will then be set alight and cast adrift on the ebb tide of the River Tyne, to the accompanyment of the Newcastle Philharmonic, conducted by Chris Waddle, playing the theme tune from Get Carter.

He wouldn't want it any other way

[donnyjay]

That seems a long way off Rob. Have you got some inside information?

Is he an F1 fan and he's holding on to see who wins the British Grand Prix?

P.S. Is it just me or do other people sing this song's chorus to themselves everytime they hear the name Raoul?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MRu8N2K0NY&feature=related

Raoul-ooo Werewolf In London

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wellington you been reading them hardbacks with massive words
in again fella

[RobTheRover]

Gunshot.
Has Moat topped himself?

[RobTheRover]

Police confirm Moat has been shot and is now receiving treatment

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sky just said he was announced dead on arrival at newcastle hospital

fealing sorry for the chap now

i think there is alot more to this case and it will all come out via the inquiry

one thing i keep on thinking about is moat has just come out of prison and straight into a war with the police

be interesting to know what moat went down for as it seems to effected him and part police played in that sentence

[GM-MarkB]

Rigoglioso wrote:

oslorovers wrote:

be interesting to know what moat went down for as it seems to effected him and part police played in that sentence

According to Sky (just spent the last hour or so watching it), Moat was sent to prison for an attack on a child. The age of that child is unknown though - or at least Sky aren't saying.

The BBC are reporting that the Police have told them that Raoul Moat is dead. Therefore, although it's still to be officially confirmed, the fact that two separate news agencies are reporting it, makes it look like he has passed away.

I'd heard or read he'd been sent down for beating up a 9 year old.....tough guy huh ?

He's done a lot of damage with a gun, wonder how tough is was without it ? Perhaps little kids was his unarmed limit

[Filo]

Thinwhiteduke wrote:

oslorovers wrote:

so what will the outcome be blood snot and brains as moat pulls the trigger on him sen?

I doubt he, he doesnt have the b*llocks to take his own life.

oslorovers wrote:

or a police talk down,then moat will come out crying like a propper one?

More thank likely. For saying he was gonna take a load of Coppers down, it appears he's all talk and no action.

Wrong!

[Old Popsider]

Filo wrote:

Thinwhiteduke wrote:

oslorovers wrote:

so what will the outcome be blood snot and brains as moat pulls the trigger on him sen?

I doubt he, he doesnt have the b*llocks to take his own life.

oslorovers wrote:

or a police talk down,then moat will come out crying like a propper one?

More thank likely. For saying he was gonna take a load of Coppers down, it appears he's all talk and no action.

Wrong!

Someone I know worked the doors in Newcastle with Moat, he alleges that Moat was an outright 'nutcase' - made worse by the steroids. Raging bull was his description.

[jucyberry]

It's an evil combination, steroids and anti depressants,  all that is ever joked about is the way it shrinks a mans tackle, not so much is ever made of the paranoia steriods can induce.

I still cannot understand his girlfriends stupid decision to tell him that she was dating a copper. she was the person who would have known him best in the world, this total hatred of the police wouldn't be something that just happened in a few days, it sounds like a long standing grudge.

In that case , especially with her experience of how he could use his fists at the very least, she must I have to say be the thickest woman in Geordie land. and harsh as I know it is going to sound, the blood of those men also is on her misguided hands.

[RobTheRover]

Sounds like she isnt out of the woods yet.  According to Sky News she is still \"very poorly\" in hospital.

[MrFrost]

They think its Raoul over...............it is now!

[pkt_drfc]

GM-MarkB wrote:

Gazza was apparently interviewed on a local Radio station somewhat 'intoxicated' with much of his speech 'uninteligible'

No way  

The Gazza interview http://www.onlybees.com/b/2010/07/gazza-on-real-radio-raoul-moat/

[donnyjay]

Are we sure this isn't all just a Chris Morris sketch? It's more surreal than Brass Eye ever was.

Gazza interview. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exUeea4FhQE&feature=related


Includes the frontrunner for Understatement Of The Year. \"He's killed someone, which is not nice really\".

[RobTheRover]

Actually, all joking apart, that clip is very sad.  They shouldnt have had Gazza on doing that.